Max Knoblauch
Mashable
New York, NY, United States
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11 stories from 2017 to remind us all that animals are getting smarter and committing more crimes
This list includes an arsonist tortoise and a dog threatening his owner with a knife. → Read More
Aaron Judge narrowly edged out Big Bird in NYC mayoral write-in votes
Someone voted for Yoda. → Read More
Aaron Judge narrowly edged out Big Bird in NYC mayoral write-in votes
Someone voted for Yoda. → Read More
Jeffrey Tambor on sexual misconduct allegations: 'I don’t see how I can return to Transparent.'
The actor stated that the "politicized atmosphere" of the set has led him to choose to exit the Emmy-winning show. → Read More
Two months after Hurricane Maria, thousands march in Washington for Puerto Rico
60 days after the storm made landfall, 50% of the island is still without power. → Read More
Junior league goalie scores on empty net and everyone absolutely loses their minds
The goalie goal continues to be the best event in all of sports. → Read More
Chance the Rapper wants this holiday song to make him the Mariah Carey of Thanksgiving
In the spirit of giving, Chance the Rapper wants to make a truckload of money from a hit holiday song. → Read More
Philadelphia grandfather buried with two of his beloved cheesesteaks
This man's love for Pat's cheesesteaks runs DEEP. → Read More
This Twitter thread explains how Cheesecake Factory became the weirdest restaurant on earth
A Twitter thread examines Cheesecake Factory's desing styles, which range from Greco-Roman to, uh, 'The Lord of The Rings.' → Read More
As a GOP congressman, I'm happy to answer questions about our tax plan. But wouldn't you rather hear about my new puppies!?
I have met 10 non-millionaires in my entire life and every single one of them works in my office. → Read More
The day my fan fiction foretold of has come: Khal Drogo and Tormund met IRL and are now best friends
Tormund and Drogo unfortunately never got the opportunity to meet in the show, because Drogo died of the flu or whatever. → Read More
A checklist of 75 things we are willing to predict Trump will do in the near future
President Trump is no longer surprising. In fact, he has very likely exhausted the concept of surprise for a number of years. This is a man who stared directly at the eclipse. A man who simultaneously calls white nationalists "very fine people" and experiences a feverish thrill at the sight of a big, big truck. A man who challenged his secretary of state to an IQ test in an on-record interview… → Read More
A timeline of the rogue Twitter employee's last day at work before deleting Trump's account
5:30 p.m.: Employee watches the first 25 minutes of Netflix's What the Health at desk without headphones. → Read More
Raccoon ate too much and got stuck in a sewer grate, something that has happened to the best of us
We all know the feeling of being too bloated to remove yourself from the sewer. → Read More
Raccoon ate too much and got stuck in a sewer grate, something that has happened to the best of us
We all know the feeling of being too bloated to remove yourself from the sewer. → Read More
Noel Gallagher's band has a killer scissors player (someone who plays the scissors)
Ah, scissors, the things you use to make beautiful British rock music. → Read More
Crap, I forgot to get furious about the Starbucks holiday cup this year
Ah, hell, I've been so busy this year I forgot to get red, stinking mad about the Starbucks holiday cup and then write a long, deranged thing about it. → Read More
Betsy DeVos dressed as Ms. Frizzle for Halloween and everyone's thrilled! No just kidding they are very mad.
'The Magic School Bus' has been scrapped for parts. Welcome to: The Normal School Van. → Read More
I am 100% on board with Jose Canseco's compelling 'Stranger Things' theory
Canseco's Origin of Species. → Read More
Gwyneth Paltrow's 'Seven' themed Halloween costume needs a spoiler alert
The actress and star of David Fincher's 1995 thriller 'Seven', reprised her role for Halloween 2017. → Read More