Steve Bouchard
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Leaked: Transcript of SCOTUS Ordering Lunch
A second unprecedented leak in three days provides insight into the private deliberations of the United States Supreme Court. → Read More
Biden Conditions Ukrainian Aid on Dirt on Tiffany Trump
Tells President Zelensky US Will Have Ukraine’s Back, But Adds, “I Would Like You to do Us a Favor, Though…” → Read More
And Lead us Not Into Vaccination: A Message from the Church of the Madder Day Aints
Republicans have often bragged that they are the ones who will protect us from harm — and that they will do so without infringing on liberty. Looked at in a certain way, new numbers suggest they… → Read More
Election Nightmare 2020 — Royally Screwed
Before we get started with this abbreviated week in review, let us just say how glad we are to be back. Our last issue was 17 years ago, on July 30, 2020. We assume nothing has changed since we left… → Read More
Trump Assures Nation He is Acting to Mitigate COVID-19 Mitigation
(WASHINGTON) President Donald J. Trump today set out to assure the nation that he is doing everything within his power to prevent the spread of coronavirus prevention. “While lots of places have had… → Read More
White House Official: Trump to Hand Out Signed Copies of Bent-Curve Coronavirus Chart
(Washington, DC) A White House official confirmed on Wednesday that President Trump is planning on distributing autographed copies of the coronavirus/COVID-19 charts once they begin showing a decline… → Read More
Shocking Inspector General Report Claims Simple Typo in Emergency Preparedness Manual Hobbled US Response to Coronavirus
(Washington) A new Inspector General’s report on the handling of the federal response to the coronavirus outbreak claims the effort has been “significantly hampered” by a simple typo. The report… → Read More
President Trump Issues Federal “Shelter in Place in Front of Fox & Friends” Order
Says Move is Necessary In Order to Prevent the Spread of Information → Read More
MORON-AVIRUS PLAGUES U.S.
In times of great peril, when our nation faces a scary and quickly evolving health crisis, presidents have risen to the challenge and reassured the nation. This tradition transcends party — whether… → Read More
Donald Trump and Bill Barr in “Little, Little Men”
Two big stories dominate this week: First, the little, little president of the United States is on his “Vengeance is Mine” tour, also known as “the campaign trail,” and second, the Democrats are now… → Read More
No-Witness News
“Justice has prevailed! Mitch McConnell has enough votes to block witnesses!” said no thinking person, and every Republican, ever. And yet, here we are. The questions and answers phase of the… → Read More
Mitch, Mitch… The Mitch is Back!
For reasons that will be explained later, this week’s issue is going to be shorter than usual — making it the Mick Mulvaney of satire pieces. Besides, the week’s news was really dominated by one… → Read More
If it Keeps on Raining, Lev (Parnas) is Gonna Break
Well, this is a HUGE news week. Unless you have been living under a rock, you know that this week, the U.S. Justice Department effectively shut down its investigation of Hillary Clinton and found no… → Read More
What if They Held a War and it Was a Snow Day?
A historical note about today’s date. 107 years ago today, Richard M. Nixon was born. During the latter part of his life, Nixon was known as the most corrupt president in U.S. history. Today, he… → Read More
Breaking: Trump Pens Open Letter to Iranian President Rouhani
U.S. President Donald J. Trump has written an open letter to Hassan Rouhani, President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, sources close to Trump have confirmed. The letter comes as tensions between… → Read More
Trump is Not Healthy for Children and Other Living Things
Well, we made it through 2019! And if you’re anything like us you woke up on New Year’s Day and thought, “well, at least he didn’t get us into a war with Iran.” To which 2020 responded, “Hold my… → Read More
Donald Trump, NATO-Masochist
This week Donald trump continued what is now a three-year tradition of his — embarrassing the bejesus out of the nation on the world stage before having a hissy-fit and storming off. And to make… → Read More
Colonel Vindman Diesel & Donald Trump in: The Last Witch Hunter
We hope you’ve been enjoying the 144th Infrastructure Week of the Trump presidency. First, we had Sideshow Monday, then Bombshell Tuesday, followed by Train wreck Wednesday, and now impeachment… → Read More
U-Kraine Call — Impeach Yourself and Save!
For those who have argued that President Donald Trump is not a reader and that he’s more likely to know his way around the inside of a Russian prostitute than a library, this week proved them wrong… → Read More
Donald Trump in: High Crimes and Misdemeanors
After all the talk and threats, the possible impeachment of President Trump is finally on the table. No, not for the ten times he committed obstruction of justice, or for disclosing intelligence… → Read More