Justin Caffier
PRØHBTD
Los Angeles, CA, United States
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PRØHBTD - Step Inside the World’s Largest Pet Store
On the outskirts of the West German city of Duisburg, a 130,000-square-foot warehouse is home to a jaw-dropping 250,000-plus living creatures of all shapes and sizes. Zoo Zajac, named after its founder Norbert Zajac, is recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s largest pet store, yet it seamlessly blends in with... → Read More
My Journey Through the World of Rich-People Meditation Products
Is it possible to buy your way to enlightenment? I tried to find out. → Read More
Blind People Can Struggle to Understand Memes, So They Made Their Own
Screen-reading software allows visually impaired people to use the internet, but it hits a wall when it comes to memes. → Read More
All 76 of Andrew Yang's Policies Ranked from 'Regular' to 'Science Fiction'
Under President Yang, we'll all be voting on our phones using blockchain and getting free marriage counseling. → Read More
The Elaborate, Dying Art of Hustling for Money at Dave & Buster's
Once able to earn $100 an hour farming endless jackpots, times have changed for this dying breed of gamer. → Read More
I Tried THC Juul Pods to See What the Hype Was About
Juul doesn't make official THC pods, but they're not exactly hard to get. → Read More
The 11 Types of Trolls You Meet Online
From Purity Testers to Logic DESTROYERS, here are the people you encounter when you don't log off when you should. → Read More
My Attempt to List the Ways 'South Park' and 'The Simpsons' Changed Culture
I tried to figure out which adult cartoon of the 90s and 2000s had the biggest impact, from 'Family Guy' to 'Futurama.' Here's what I came up with. → Read More
Look Upon This Cringey US Army Rap Recruitment Video and Despair
'Uniform: paid for. Electric bill: paid for. Water bill: paid for.' → Read More
Those Stupid American Flag Pins May Finally Be Dying Out
Remember when everyone was super angry because Obama didn't pin a tiny flag on his lapel? → Read More
Stories of Grand Romantic Gestures Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Valentines Day sucks, but these botched expressions of love suck worse. → Read More
Matthew Lillard Talks About the Most Powerful Being in Existence: Shaggy
"I have no comment about his origins because obviously that would literally blow your mind, and I don't want to hurt you because you seem like a nice guy." → Read More
Satanists Are the Heroes of a New Sundance Documentary
In 'Hail Satan?', filmmaker Penny Lane highlights The Satanic Temple's journey from trolling activists to an international religious movement. → Read More
Here's Why Some People Are Now Paying More Under Trump's Tax 'Cut'
A tax policy expert explains why some voters may be outraged at what they owe under the new system. → Read More
I Was Pulled Off a Bus and Humiliated by US Border Patrol
The author of a viral Twitter thread talks about how his run-in with aggressive law enforcement officers who he says called him an 'illegal.' → Read More
The Five Wildest Bits from Cliff Sims's Jaw-Dropping White House Tell-All
'Team of Vipers' spills top-shelf tea about the former aide's time in the petty, backstabbing world of the Trump White House. → Read More
Trump Is Actually Lousy at Making Deals, According to Negotiation Experts
After the president caved and ended the shutdown without getting a wall, it's clearer than ever he's not a master negotiator. → Read More
The 'Cuck'-Centric Flame War That Turned into a Life-Wrecking Lawsuit
How a personal beef with the proto-blogger Maddox led to an album of 'cuck'-themed Christmas carols and a sprawling legal battle. → Read More
D.B. Cooper Is Tommy Wiseau, and Other Nontoxic Conspiracy Theories
Instead of going down a QAnon rabbit hole, why not read up on why Finland is fake? → Read More
D.B. Cooper Is Tommy Wiseau, and Other Nontoxic Conspiracy Theories
Instead of going down a QAnon rabbit hole, why not read up on why Finland is fake? → Read More