Lauren Salkin
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Connecticut, United States
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Past articles by Lauren:
So You Want To Be A Dictator –
Things to consider on your way toward achieving political domination. → Read More
Trump Family Nuclear Winter Vacation –
Before blowing up the world, Trump flew to the Mar-a-Lago bunker where he played miniature golf. → Read More
Betsy DeVos: I’m Not An Idiot — I Just Look Like One On TV
Transcript of Betsy DeVos’ speech to the National Federation of Educators in Disney World. → Read More
Shucking A Corn Star: Former Corn Industry Huckster Alleges Affair with Trump
Corn star Silky Fodder recounts her year-long affair with Donald Trump. → Read More
Disarming NRA Logic –
“More guns for more people!” is demented logic. → Read More
Sherlock Holmes: Case of the Missing Spines –
D.C. law enforcement enlisted Sherlock Holmes and Watson to solve the case. This is a transcript of their meeting with the D.C. Police Chief. → Read More
My Abusive Orange Genius –
I’m in an abusive relationship with a genius that happens to be a powerful man, or a bigwig, as I like to call him (for obvious reasons). No matter how hard I try to shut him out, he controls me with… → Read More
Congress Declares A Spa Holiday –
Declaring the first Friday in February a spa holiday, Congress assured the American people the holiday would be paid for with Social Security cuts. → Read More
A Letter To A Loud Conservative From A Polite Liberal
An apologetic letter to a conservative about the heated political climate, which has nothing to do with climate change. → Read More
Billionaires Drop $100 Bills From Penthouse Windows, Prove Trickle-Down Economics Works
Billionaires celebrate tax reform passing in the House by dropping cash like confetti from their penthouse windows. → Read More
Psychics Say Unusual Seismic Activity From Founding Fathers Rolling In Their Graves
An otherworldly rebuke of Trump’s presidency by the Founding Fathers. → Read More
What We Can Learn From William and Kate and the Woman Who Threw Her Prosthetic Leg
In case you missed the media frenzy on the coma box in your living room, Prince William and Kate were in New York City recently to hang out and see a play. But it's not what they did in NYC that was interesting. It's how they got there.... → Read More