Brendan McGinley
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New York, NY, United States
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Finally, A Holiday Catalog For The Criminally Insane
Now that your Christmas gifts have been judged and left ye wanting, celebrate the Saint of the Unforgiven and know your heart's desire. → Read More
Podcast: Naked Pancakes
Football, sex, and pancakes with no pants on? Penthouse Pet of the Year and Rock of Love winner Taya Parker has Sunday all figured out. The only shame of it is we interviewed her on a Tuesday. She talked politics, religion & pepperoni buns... → Read More
Anna-Christina Schwartz Is Heavenly
Be careful: looking directly at model Anna-Christina Schwartz has been known to cause blindness. Like most angels she's radiant, and if you don't believe she's an angel, here's proof in the form of her flying: https://instagram. → Read More
Get Your Mind in the Gutter with ‘Harley Quinn’ #23!
Happy Hanukkah! All we wanted was more Harley Quinn, who's currently enjoying a spate of "Little Black Book" variant covers and that's still not enough Harley. This book is so good it would have to get worse before it could get better. → Read More
Ayanna Jordan Just Broke the Thermometer
Can you imagine how good a singer/songwriter must be? Because she's about the hottest model we've ever seen and that's not even her primary career. From an economic standpoint, it only makes sense that her main role as a musician must be even more fulfilling of her talent. → Read More
Monika Clarke Has That Special Something
There's no shortage of beautiful and talented women on Man Cave Daily, but even so, Monika Clarke is something special. The Australian (aw, no--she's got a sexy accent? You're trying to kill us here) model has an indescribable look which... → Read More
36 Models Pillowfight in Smile Pillows’ 2016 Calendar
How are we supposed to sleep knowing 36 models are pillowfighting? → Read More
Anastasia Nova Radiates Heat
Los Angeles, you lucky dog. You get all the gorgeous Russian models. Sure, they probably want to get warm after all those higher longitudes, but you'd think a few would trickle into NYC just to get a feel for the icy winds of home. Mind you, we're not complaining. → Read More
Stacey Hayes Is What You Really Want
It's easy to get lost in Stacey Hayes's deep blue eyes and f... For... ...sorry, and forget everything you were going to say. But don't do that, because if you do, you might miss the pithiest observation ever received in a Girlfriend Audition. → Read More
Chelsea Pereira Wants You to Look Good
If you're anything like the guys at Man Cave Daily--we are so, so sorry. But now that you're here, we should all eat better. Let's be honest, the "cheese sausage and beer, and also the sausage is made with beer, we forgot to mention that" diet isn't doing us any favors. → Read More
17 Weird Questions with Ana Kasparian
The perfect woman to hang out with may just be the perfect woman full-stop. → Read More
Allie Lewis: The Accidental Model
She became a model by accident, but boy are we glad she's here → Read More
Pamela Anderson Is the Last Woman to Pose Nude in Playboy
All things have their season, and all seasons must come to an end. So it is fitting that Pamela Anderson, an ubermensch of spasmic hormone production in generations of young men, returns again for the Twilight of the Goddesses. → Read More
5 Weird Search Terms You Used, You Cistern of Ignorance
If, like us, you've been trapped on your back for eight days, buried under the weight of your Thanksgiving feasting, don't worry! Before you starve to death, you'll burn enough fat to free yourself, unless you die of thirst. → Read More
Gordon Bets the Farm in ‘Batman’ #47
Meeting a cultural icon like Batman has to be a real thrill. So why isn't Mr. Bloom more impressed? Is it because he's actually Leopold Bloom, protagonist of James Joyce's Ulysses, and as a literary legend himself, he sneers at pop culture? Or is it because the two are fighting a war in Gotham's... → Read More
Accused Budweiser Trespasser Is Named Bud Weisser
He's got as much right to be there as anybody.* St. Louis's Fox 2 Now reports that Bud Weisser, 19, was "taken into police custody" and "issued summonses for trespassing and resisting arrest" after making his presence known at the Budweiser Brewery. Sadly, this is not Mr. → Read More
Podcast: Grill of Our Dreams
If there's going to be a Christmas in July, you can damn well bet we're going to have a cookout in December. Burger boss Jamie Schweid comes back to talk grilling with first-time guest Julio Torres, a chef and caterer who's never not cooking. → Read More
Stella Maxwell Is Divinely Inspired
It's a good thing Stella Maxwell lives now and not in ancient Greece, because she'd never get any rest with all the gods bugging her. She'd have Zeus and his sons constantly fighting for her attention, while Hera gets jealous of her and probably sends vipers to turn her into a flower or something. → Read More
Heineken’s #SPYFIE Event Made Us Secret Agents
This is what it's like to be 007 for a day. → Read More
Here’s Nick Offerman Drinking Whiskey for 45 Minutes
You know you're a top-tier entertainer when you can make 45 minutes of sitting silently entertaining. Shia LaBeouf tried it when he watched his own movies for a few days, but failed, because he is Shia LaBoofoofoof, and watching him watching himself is the most Shia LaBadabbadoofboeuf thing any of... → Read More