Jesse Kelly
The Resurgent
Houston, TX, United States
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Past articles by Jesse:
Corn Pops: A Tale of Racism, Murder, and Perversion
Saladin Ahmed (no relation) rightly pointed out the blatant racism of this seemingly innocent ad for Corn Pops. More like → Read More
Jesse Kelly for US Senate
Today Jeff Flake broke the hearts of five or six people and announced he won't seek re-election for Senate in Arizona. I've been fielding phone calls and text messages all afternoon from people encouraging me to run for that seat. And with good reason! How many other people embarrassingly lost two congressional elections in Arizona? Clearly, I'm ready to take the next step. So with a humble… → Read More
How Do We Fight This Battle?
What's a small-government conservative to do in this day and age? How do we fight today's battles and the battles to come? At the end of this rambling disaster, you'll find that I have no idea. (See that? That's called → Read More
Girl Scouts Should Be Boy Scouts
The Boy Scouts of America announced they're going to start letting chicks join. Predictably, conservatives went nuttier than squirrel droppings. Apparently they think the complete liberal takeover of the media, Hollywood, academia, most branches of the bureaucracy, and corporate America is a bad thing. Why won't you people just let leftist insanity invade every aspect of your life? Just focus on… → Read More
Grading This Week’s Liberal Insanity
“Fortune favors the bold.” -Jesse Kelly (and some other people) Some people see Insanity Mountain and think, “I’m staying far away from that mountain. It looks cold up there. But it would be nice to get away from my wife awhile. Nah, I’m staying away.” Liberals look at that mountain and commit to CLIMBING that mountain. So once again, let’s look at some insane liberal takes and pay homage to… → Read More
Why Did Christopher Columbus Ruin America?
“In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.” That’s a little rhyme I just made up to help you remember the year Columbus destroyed America. He was born in one of those European countries that’s not important enough to remember and he set out on an early path to destruction. Young Christopher could be seen at early age, staring out at the ocean and dreaming about conquest and genocide. Soon he would… → Read More
Grading The Liberal Responses To The Vegas Shooting
It has been an extremely rough twenty four hours, but our nation came together. People at that concert showed remarkable courage and decency toward their fellow man. President Trump's remarks were somber, brief, and outstanding. In our worst times of crisis, America comes together. None of this applies to liberals, of course. They immediately chose the route of incoherent insanity and started on… → Read More
Strange Must Kneel (A Weekly Poetic Recap)
The millionaires kneeled out on field To protest their difficult life. It kind of stinks but it made me think, → Read More
Me, Myself, and Donald Trump
Me: I love Donald Trump calling out those spoiled NFL brats for disrespecting our national anthem. What kind of an ungrateful chump luxuriates in the greatest country in the history of the world and then craps on its flag like that. Myself: What are you talking about? It’s not presidential and WAY beneath the dignity of the office. He should be focused on stopping Obamacare before it steamrolls… → Read More
What Trump’s UN Speech Was Lacking
Like most of America, I watched bits and pieces of Trump's speech and pretended like I saw the whole thing. I heard a lot about the greatness of America, the need to confront evil in this world, the plans America has to lead this world out of the darkness, blah blah blah. What I DIDN'T hear was a word about Robert E. Lee, repealing the 19th Amendment, or making fun of the Cleveland Browns. Trump… → Read More
I’m Leaving America Because of Clay Travis
Clay Travis set the media world on fire today when he went on CNN and proclaimed, → Read More
It’s Not Me, It’s You
We are a divided nation. As the great Joe McCarthy predicted, we've been completely invaded by commies. It's time of us to go our separate ways. So once again, as The Beach Boys once so famously said, → Read More
This Blog Could Save Your Life
“These are the times that try men’s souls.” – Thomas Paine and Jesse Kelly. (We don’t know who said it first.) North Korea has nuclear weapons and if they can figure out how to download the latest iTunes update, they’re going to launch one at Guano or wherever. One hundred Nazis left the relative safety of their tree houses and invaded 1/8th of the town square at Charlottesville. Terror in… → Read More
The North Korean Solution
I've let this go on for days now. North Korea threatens to nuke Guam and suddenly everyone is an expert on how to stop them. All these → Read More