Julieanne Smolinski
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Los Angeles, CA, United States
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Past articles by Julieanne:
Where's the Sexiest Place to Have Sex in Some Water?
The ocean? A pool? The shower? A lake? (Maybe not a lake) → Read More
The Key to Nailing Netflix and Chill
It's so cute when teens come up with language for something the rest of us have been doing for years, like self-portraiture or standing sixty-nine. Such is the case with “Netflix and chill,” the hookup term du sort-of-jour. Netflix and chill is what it sounds like: the time-honored tradition of inviting a date to watch a movie at your place so you can be in some kind of recumbent position… → Read More
The Key to Nailing Netflix and Chill
How to master the art of Netflixing around It's so cute when teens come up with language for something the rest of us have been doing for years, like self-portraiture or standing sixty-nine. Such is the case with “Netflix and chill,” the hookup term du sort-of-jour. Netflix and chill is what it sounds like: the time-honored tradition of inviting a date to watch a movie at your place so you can… → Read More
How Not To Be A Jerk After Sex
Just because you're a freak in the sheets doesn't mean you can be a jerk in the morning → Read More
You Texted Something Stupid to Her. Now What?
You fix your texting, sexting, emailing mistake with the help of this three-point plan for damage control → Read More
Is It Okay If Guy Smokes Pot Before a Date?
It'd be nice to calm your nerves, sure, but what about weed dick? → Read More
Should You Smoke Weed Before A Date?
It'd be nice to calm your nerves, sure, but what about weed dick? → Read More
If Your Girlfriend Is Sick, Just Don't Do This One Thing…
Coddle? Steer clear? Just keep on sexting? Julieanne Smolinski has the answers → Read More
How to Not Be Weird When Your Girlfriend Gets Sick
Coddle? Steer clear? Just keep on sexting? Julieanne Smolinski has the answers → Read More
Is Now the Best-Ever Time to Be Single?
One night, not long ago, I came extremely close to achieving a nearly platonic ideal of modern solitude. It was a Saturday, and I was watching television while eating something microwaved and cyclically checking my social media accounts. I had no place to be and no one to please but myself. I was also getting sleepy and thought to myself, You know, I should watch some pornography before I pass… → Read More
Is Now the Best-Ever Time to Be Single?
One night, not long ago, I came extremely close to achieving a nearly platonic ideal of modern solitude. It was a Saturday, and I was watching television while eating something microwaved and cyclically checking my social media accounts. I had no place to be and no one to please but myself. I was also getting sleepy and thought to myself, You know, I should watch some pornography before I pass… → Read More
Seven Rules to a Regretless Summer Fling
Follow these rules, and there won't be any weirdness come Labor Day. → Read More
Why Sex Is Not An Uber: The Q:
As a lazy person, I love living in the future. A series of gentle taps on a magic device can get me a bagel, the speedy assembly of any Ikea furniture, or a ride → Read More
Sorry, Guys: Lady Viagra is a Lie: The Q:
You probably heard yesterday that the FDA approved a drug being roundly touted as a "female Viagra," and so you might expect women who suffer from an unexplained lack of horniness—as well as the → Read More
You Gotta Fight For Your Right to Ball Play: The Q:
Illustration: Tara Jacobye Genitals aren't beautiful to look at, which makes sense. The primary directive of your downstairs parts is simply to touch another person's downstairs parts until one or both parties come. (This → Read More
In Defense of a Sex Drought: The Q:
Illustration: Tara Jacoby I remember just a few short years ago when the fashion was to accuse kids of having too much sex. And now, the panic pendulum has swung: recent research found twenty-somethings are → Read More
In Defense of a Sex Drought
Illustration: Tara Jacoby I remember just a few short years ago when the fashion was to accuse kids of having too much sex. And now, the panic pendulum has swung: recent research found twenty-somethings are... → Read More
Women Want You to Stop Worrying About Your Beach Body: The Q:
Illustrated by Peter Oumanski Like anybody who's ever endured pool party season, I get irritated as hell when someone says that the sexiest thing you can do is be confident in your skin. First of → Read More
Women Want You to Stop Worrying About Your Beach Body
Illustrated by Peter Oumanski Like anybody who's ever endured pool party season, I get irritated as hell when someone says that the sexiest thing you can do is be confident in your skin. First of... → Read More
How to Master the Tinder Sex-Trawl (and Still Be Gentlemanly): The Q:
Illustration by Peter Oumanski Women are very often mystified by the things men do in the name of trying to have sex with us, but perhaps the most strange and new iteration is the "WANNA → Read More