Dashiell Driscoll
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Los Angeles, CA, United States
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The ‘7th Heaven’ With The Marijuana Murder Mystery
Mitch invites Matt to chill. (kick back mellow out, join us?) Sounds fun! Matt declines. But Mitch is a saint. (here’s a joint, guaranteed to knock you on your butt) Careful! Don’t wanna break the stick up there! Matt whoopsie passes to the puppy on his left hand side. That’s why he’s named Happy. Matt has a fingertip contact high and hits the cookies. Mary needs eye drops because Lucy’s burning… → Read More
The ‘Full House’ When Cigarettes Were Cool And Steph Was A Loser
Steph is having a Junior High clothes crisis! It’s so bad she’s consulting that tie for fashion advice. TWO weeks into 6th grade Steph has ZERO friends. But I’m sure this outfit will turn things around. (Just be cool, and don’t let ‘em smell your fear.) Don’t shit your pants. Always great advice. Stephanie struggles to dry her hands, forgetting she’s wearing a king sized bed sheet. She remedies… → Read More
The ‘Golden Girls’ When Santa Held Them Hostage At Gunpoint
Remember the ‘Golden Girls’ when Santa held them hostage at gunpoint? It was a very special episode. → Read More
Judd Apatow Recalls The Time Seth Rogen Told Tom Cruise That Internet Porn Existed In 2006
That time Seth Rogen told Tom Cruise there are videos of naked people on the internet. → Read More
Brutal Montage Of Sad Jonah Hill Being Hurt By Interviewers from
Leave Jonah Hill alone!!! → Read More
Today Sucks But Behold This Giant Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue In London
This enormous Jeff Goldblum statue in London is here to make today suck slightly less. → Read More
Today Sucks But Here's A Guy Passionately Begging City Council To Legalize Massage Parlor Happy Endings
Today sucks, but watching this man's impassioned plea to make his local city council legalize massage parlor happy endings might actually make everything ok. → Read More
Today Sucks But Here's A Bear Chilling In A Hot Tub from Dashiell
Let this bear chilling in a hot tub take the edge off yet another day that sucks. → Read More
Email Asking Boss For Day Off Because Old Man From 'Pawn Stars' Died
Ted emails his boss Steven asking for the day off because the Old Man Richard Harrison from 'Pawn Stars' died. → Read More
The 'ALF' When He Dated A Blind Woman
Remember the 'ALF' when he dated a blind woman? It was a very special episode. → Read More
The 13 Most Ridiculous Things From This Week's 'Fear The Walking Dead' Mid-Season Finale S04E08 "No One's Gone"
Do you have 14 minutes to spare to hear a story about a bird? 13 of the most ridiculous things from this week's 'Fear The Walking Dead' mid-season finale S04E08 "No One's Gone" → Read More
The 13 Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S07E07 "The Wrong Side of Where You Are Now"
Nothing cuter than an ice cream truck full of zombies. 13 of the most ridiculous things from last night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E07 "The Wrong Side of Where You Are Now" → Read More
Today Sucks But Here's A Lovely Weezer Cover Of "Africa" By Toto
Today sucks for a variety of reasons but here's Weezer covering "Africa" by Toto for your listening pleasure. → Read More
The 14 Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E06 "Just in Case"
Good luck reasoning with a dude who dresses like this while playing frisbee. 14 of the most ridiculous things from last night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E06 "Just in Case" → Read More
The 12 Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E05 "Laura"
Welcome to my cabin, madam! May I interest you in a singing fish or some big smelly boots? → Read More
The 18 Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E04 "Buried"
Time for a fun day at the zombie water park! 18 of the most ridiculous things from last night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E04 "Buried" → Read More
The 18 Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E03 "Good Out Here"
Because nothing bad ever happens when somebody looks at the flowers. → Read More
The 16 Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E02 "Another Day in the Diamond"
Nick is getting high on turnip fumes. 16 of the most ridiculous things from last night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E02 "Another day in the → Read More
The 14 Most Ridiculous Things From This Week's 'Fear The Walking Dead' Season Premiere
The crossover nobody asked for is finally here. 14 of the most ridiculous things from this week's 'Fear The Walking Dead' season premiere S04E01 "What's Your Story?" → Read More
The 16 Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's 'The Walking Dead' Season Finale S08E16 "Wrath"
Morgan's walking to Texas. 16 of the most ridiculous things from last night's 'The Walking Dead' S08E16 "Wrath" → Read More