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NYSU Season 4 with Thomas Lennon & John Hodgman

Host Paul F. Tompkins and the NYSU pundits take on Donald Trump. Thomas Lennon (The Odd Couple) reveals a shocking secret and humorist John Hodgman talks... → Read More

NYSU Season 4 with Reza Aslan & Mary Lynn Rajskub

Host Paul F. Tompkins and the panel take on issues including funnel cake, the female vote, and more. Tony Hale speaks frankly, Mary Lynn Rajskub comes clean, and author Reza Aslan skewers Donald Trump. → Read More

NYSU Season 4: Ep 7 with Al Madrigal guest hosting for Paul

Comedian Kurt Braunohler reads a letter to our future president, Hot Dog goes to the Oscars, and just how Latino are Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio? → Read More

NYSU Season 4: Ep 6 with Bobby Moynihan & Joel Stein

Host Paul F. Tompkins and the panel take on issues including The X-Files and gas prices. Bobby Moynihan (Saturday Night Live) dunks voter apathy, Rhea Butcher tackles football, and writer Joel Stein explains Bernie Sanders. → Read More

NYSU Season 4: Ep 5 with Jen Kirkman & Bobak Ferdowsi

Host Paul F. Tompkins and the panel tackle issues including Taylor Swift and immigration. Comedian Jen Kirkman and NASA engineer Bobak Ferdowsi join the show. → Read More

NYSU S4 E3: Colin Hanks and Cenk Uygur

Host Paul F. Tompkins and his supporting cast of puppets tackle the tough issues including Sarah Palin, gun control and iguanas. Colin Hanks (Life in Pieces) talks ISIS and Cenk Uygur (The Young Turks) has harsh words for Peyton Manning. → Read More

Patton Oswalt hates this segment… and is maybe going to hell

Patton Oswalt joins conservative Christian Star Schlessinger for her infamous 'Judged' segment, in which Star informs Patton whether or not he's going to hell. → Read More

NYSU Election Special Report with Patton Oswalt and Ted Lieu

In the second NYSU Election Special Report, Hot Dog is joined by Congressman Ted Lieu. Patton Oswalt also stops by to announce that he will run for president. → Read More

Congressman Ted Lieu gets grilled by Hot Dog

Democratic Representative Ted Lieu of California joined Hot Dog to discuss young voters and using Bitcoin to purchase endangered animals. → Read More

NYSU Election Special Report with Kristen Schaal and Hannibal Buress

Watch the full-episode of No, You Shut Up's election-based Special Report with guests Kristen Schaal and Hannibal Buress. → Read More

Patton Oswalt announces he will run for president in 2016

Patton Oswalt stopped by the show to make a HUGE announcement... he will run for president (of the United States) in 2016. → Read More

WAIT WHAT? Ben Carson doesn’t know how old Planet Earth is

In the latest edition of WAIT WHAT!?, Kristen Schaal joins Paul to question why Ben Carson doesn't trust the science of carbon dating. → Read More

Hannibal Buress is trying to make ‘totally penis’ happen

Hannibal Buress tries to convince Paul F. Tompkins that 'totally penis' is the latest cool term to be appropriated from hip-hop to mainstream society. → Read More

Jacket Off with Hannibal Buress: Drake vs. Adele

In this edition of Green Room Jacket Off, Hannibal Buress and Hot Dog debate Drake's 'Hotline Bling' puffer, or Adele's 'Hello' fur. → Read More

Star the Squirrel says Supergirl is a fraud

The No You Shut Up puppets are back, and conservative squirrel Star Schlessinger wants Supergirl the alien deported to Krypton. Is she an actual illegal alien? → Read More

No, You Shut Up Theme Song with Jack Black

A comedy-news program, hosted by Paul F. Tompkins and his puppet cohorts, that takes on the issues of the day until everyone gets too angry to discuss them any further. → Read More

Watch: Jack Black takes the ultimate Brisk Walk Challenge

Jack Black and No, You Shut Up host Paul F. Tompkins go head to head in the Brisk Walk 500—and you’ll never believe what happens. For more No, You Shut Up, visit fus.in/nysu. → Read More

NYSU S3 Ep. 18

Host Paul F. Tompkins and his supporting cast of puppets tackle the tough issues including gay rights, Uber, and Batman. An extra special episode featuring Wendi McClendon-Covey (“The Goldbergs”), comedian Pete Holmes, and Garfunkel and Oates. No, You Shut Up, Thursdays at 10PM on Fusion. → Read More

'No, You Shut Up': S3 Ep. 17

Host Paul F. Tompkins and his supporting cast of puppets tackle the tough issues including Ted Cruz, global drought, and Bloody Marys. Joe Lo Truglio (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) teaches Paul how to Top Chef, and comedian Tig Notaro goes viral. → Read More

Paul F. Tompkins and Pete Holmes Reveal NEW PODCAST

Paul and Pete debut their sweet new podcast. Watch No, You Shut Up Thursday's at 10PM on Fusion. → Read More