Pauli Poisuo
Cracked.com
Finland
Contact Pauli
Discover and connect with journalists and influencers around the world, save time on email research, monitor the news, and more.
| Recent: |
|
| Past: |
|
Past articles by Pauli:
The 5 Most Extreme Examples of Lying Your Way To The Top
The job market is tough. → Read More
5 Famous News Stories You Didn't Know Had Insane Epilogues
The news cycle tends to operate with the attention span of a coked-up fruit fly. → Read More
5 Things I Learned Infiltrating A Paranormal Convention
Here's what I learned spending the day with people whose idea of contraception is wrapping their balls in tin foil. → Read More
5 Shockingly Insane Conspiracy Theories About World Leaders
People of a certain mindset have always held ill will toward whichever butt is occupying the real-world equivalent of the Iron Throne. → Read More
5 Insane True Stories Of Buying The House From Hell
I've worked in the home improvement industry for over a decade, and as a result of that, I will never own my own house. I've seen too many folks left with their asses hanging in the breeze. → Read More
5 Childhood Hobbies Revisited As An Adult (Terribly)
Were adolescence and all its assorted activities really what our nostalgia-prone brains cut them out to be? → Read More
5 Creepy Crimes We Can Never Solve
Here, grab this deerstalker hat and join me as we try to solve some of the strangest bullshit in the history of murder mysteries. → Read More
5 Creepy Mutations Science Thinks Humanity Might Evolve
It turns out humanity's evolutionary future is pretty uncertain. → Read More
5 Creepy Mutations Science Thinks Humanity Might Evolve
It turns out humanity's evolutionary future is pretty uncertain. → Read More
6 Sex Toys Straight Out Of Your Nightmares
If you're reading this, then you have access to the Internet. Therefore, you've seen plenty of things which no mortal should ever see. → Read More
5 Famous Athletes (Who May Be Superheroes)
As much as we like to poke fun at superheroes, it's a scientifically proven fact that there are people out there with abilities that belong in an 'X-Men' movie. → Read More
5 Difficult People Who Are Secretly Easy To Deal With
All day long, we wade through a sea of assholes. → Read More
5 Signs Of Adulthood You'll Never See Coming
We all have to go through a very specific series of symptoms on our way to full adulthood that no doctor or teacher or tribal elder will warn us about in advance. → Read More
5 Classic Monster Myths Modern Horror Needs to Revive
Well, we've done it. We've finally killed off the idea of movie monsters. Time for a whole new set. → Read More
9 Unexpectedly Creepy Tourist Attractions
Art is hard. → Read More
4 Grotesque Murder Cases That Will Never Be Solved
Quick, friend, grab your trusty magnifying glass and put on your best research pants. → Read More
6 Real Locations That Are Clearly Secret Supervillain Lairs
We live in a world littered with strange structures and eldritch locations that are seemingly normal but are clearly cartoonish supervillain lairs. → Read More
5 Foreign Dishes We Desperately Need In Our Food Culture
These foreign dishes and delicacies need to be a woven into our global culture the way hamburgers are. → Read More
5 Insane (But Intriguing) Theories About Famous Dead People
A baffling number of people think that the term 'celebrity' is interchangeable with 'conspiracy.' → Read More
5 Secretly Awesome Side Characters Who Need Their Own Movie
We have so many cool characters that a few of the most interesting ones inevitably end up as sidekicks and supporting roles. → Read More