Chris Chromak
Funny Or Die
New York, NY, United States
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Sports That Would Be Better With Nudity from Chris Chromak
People are cool. Naked people are cooler. → Read More
These Puppers Weren't Always Good Boys from Chris Chromak
Even the cutest little most wittle thing in the whole gosh darn world has a past and its not always kissy wissy face. → Read More
Fuck! Reincarnation Is Real And Life Never Ends from Chris Chromak
I am truly sorry to be the one to break it to you, but you don't get to die. Nope, you're gonna live forever. So yeah, we're all fucked. → Read More
Bathroom Noises And What They Mean from Chris Chromak
Something is going down in the bathroom and it is noisy. Here's a guide to what is actually happening as well as how much danger you are in. → Read More
11 Items That Can Be Used As Seats That You Wouldn’t Believe from
Run out of chairs? Have no fear. All of these everyday items can be used as seats and here there are in a neat little list. → Read More
12 Bumper Stickers That’ll Change Your Political Point-Of-View from
Prepare to have your mind BLOWN by some bumper stickers. → Read More
9 Animals That Maybe Aren't So Weird To Make Love To And Why from
Ideally, yes of course, you'd be having sex with a human - but if for whatever reason that isn't working out you have options outside of your species that are seriously not that weird. → Read More
8 Warning Signs You’re Freaking Out And Lighting Yourself On Fire from
Have you ever had the feeling that you're seconds away from freaking out and lighting yourself on fire? These warning signs will help you avoid just that. → Read More
A Bird Made Love To A Bee And It Was Horrifying from Chris Chromak
I saw a bird having sex with a bee and I'll never be the same. → Read More
10 Activities For The Beachgoer That Hates The Sun, The Summer, And Definitely The Beac...
When you're at the beach and you hate absolutely everything about it. Here's what you can do. → Read More