Cedric Voets
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Past articles by Cedric:
Dumping Pets In Ponds Is Creating Schools Of Mega-Predators
Do you want kaiju? Because this is how you get kaiju. → Read More
Wait, Shaft Was Supposed To Be White?
They say John Shaft ain't Black-- shut your mouth! → Read More
Hilarious Historical Life Hacks (Using Animal Dongs)
Examining the creative culture of dong design. → Read More
In 'The Last Duel,' Historical Realism Is Defeated By Matt Damon And Ben Affleck's Faces
You can believe that he bought a zoo, not that he can ride a horse. → Read More
Ancient Greece Had Memes And 'Diogenes Washing Vegetables' Was Its Biggest
Kyrios Mimeme. → Read More
Stallone And Schwarzenegger's Feud Was Ridiculously Lopsided
Battle of the bicep bulges. → Read More
Pre-Internet, There Was Only One Type Of Free Porn: Scrambled Cable
Yeah, pound that violet frequency. Pound it hard. → Read More
Want To Know If A Medieval Coat Of Arms Is Legit? Check The Dong
The heraldic tradition of 'pizzling' has a complicated series of forms and rules. → Read More
Forget Tom Cruise; Steven Seagal Is The King Of Weird Movie Running
Hard to Kill (Unless You Make Him Jog A Half Mile). → Read More
The Mullet Is Coming Back (And With It A Revolution)
Business in the front, parity in the back. → Read More
'Army Of The Dead' Keeps Threatening Us With A Good Time
All brains, no bite. → Read More
Want To Learn How To Make It In The Video Game Industry? Play 'Dark Souls'
Git gud (at managing expectations and learning to navigate hostile work environments). → Read More
A Canadian Federal 'X-Men' Study Turns Into The Kinkiest Deep Dive
How can you write 185 comic book issues with only one hand? → Read More
'Star Trek's Best Captain Is ... Scotty?
Sir! Beam me up Scotty, Sir! → Read More
‘Sly,’ The Magazine For Stallones By Stallones
Would you like to subscribe to Midlife Crisis Monthly? → Read More
Dan Savage Can’t Stop Proving He’s No Longer Relevant
Time for some tough savage love. → Read More
There Can Be Only One: 'Josh Fight' Ushers In The Age Of Social Media 'Highlander'
There can be only one Josh. Or Nisha. Or Cecil? → Read More
Movie Stunt Industry Has A Dangerous Lack Of Diversity
Audiences also don’t realize is that while witnessing these intense stunts, they’re often witnessing some intense workplace discrimination to boot. → Read More
Spider-Man's Iconic Catchphrase Came From ... Superman?
For superheroes, having a well-fitting motto is as important as having well-fitting tights. The Hulk has: “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” He-Man has: “I have the power,” and of course there’s Groot’s incredibly poignant, even poetic: “I am Groot.” (That one gets me every time). But the most oft-quoted superhero catchphrase has to be the one about great power coming with great… → Read More
Behold: The Off-Brand Beauty Of Stock Footage Movie Trailers
Kuleshov Effect: Origins. → Read More