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Hey dude, how's it going? Just wanted to say no hard feelings about the other day. That comment thread got pretty heated, aha. You said some stuff, I said some stuff. I think we both made pretty good points. I don't think we can say one way or the other that I'm right about COVID being a biological attack perpetrated by the New World Order. BUT we can certainly agree that I was very mean the… → Read More
Every member of Rochester's remaining DIY scene is homeless today following their eviction from the 600 square foot studio apartment they shared. → Read More
The “Mythbusters” reunited to test the myth that a man died by tasing himself in the testicles while taking part in the riot at the U.S. Capitol Building. → Read More
Fox News host Tucker Carlson dedicated a segment of his show last night to telling his viewers that the Capitol building may not be the innocent victim many believe it to be. → Read More
A punk house collapsed yesterday after the eviction of roommate Luis Flores, who it appears was a load-bearing, structurally integral element of the home. → Read More
Local barista Eli McDermott's home is now completely furnished with the cast-off old furniture of his rich friend following his acquisition of his friend’s lightly-used ottoman. → Read More
A Los Angeles Sheriff's Department officer took a knee with the tenants of an apartment before forcing them out of their home under threat of violence. → Read More
The Woody Guthrie Memorial Center was raided today by federal agents, taking Guthrie's famous "This Machine Kills Fascists" guitar into custody. → Read More
NYPD officer Carson Boucher could not record his wife giving birth to their first son due to his habit of always turning his camera off at the most important times. → Read More
Following days of demonstration in the streets, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti instituted a curfew for 30 minutes ago, effective immediately. → Read More
Sgt. William Porter, an active member of the Ku Klux Klan, was killed last night following a violent exchange with state police that authorities ultimately deemed a suicide. → Read More
Quarantined high school bully Evan Maddox, under stay-at-home orders for the past three weeks, gave himself swirlies yesterday out of desperation. → Read More
The CDC issued a reminder that no one would've attended a show which was canceled due to an outbreak of Coronavirus anyway because the scene sucks now. → Read More
32-year-old hardcore kid Justin Phillips is driving the “snakes” out of his local scene, just as the original Saint Patrick did hundreds of years ago in Ireland. → Read More
Straight edge kid Patrick Cohen attempted to make his cat Bucket alert and calm Tuesday afternoon by blowing fresh mountain air into her ears. → Read More
A secret involving a beloved recipe at a local diner is not nearly interesting enough to tear the community apart. → Read More
When you told me you'd never heard The Mountain Goats before I was over the moon. Finally, I got to give someone the gift of listening to the best religious folk punk band from Durham, North Carolina for the first time. And how do you repay me? By telling me you found John Darnielle's voice "grating". Well listen buddy, maybe John Darnielle doesn't like your sniveling, whiny fucking voice either. → Read More
Big D was asked to dine with the adults at the annual ska-punk Thanksgiving dinner for the first time since the band's inception in 1995. → Read More
Local wife Anna Schomaeker became suspicious of her husband Zeke after discovering a second pair of Levi’s 501 jeans in his side of the closet. → Read More
Todd Horne attempted to engage the crew in a round of “Jeff-based shit talk,” despite the fact that Todd is way less cool than Jeff. → Read More