Gary Cutlack
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Ceremonial Brand New Shovels From Homebase Begin Official Work on HS2
Need a hand? I have two spades and a wheelbarrow, although it's plastic so can't shift cement. → Read More
Premier League Bins Huge Chinese Streaming Rights Deal
£564m contract cancelled by a room full of computer generated businessmen. → Read More
UK Ice Cream Van Manufacturing Sector to Benefit From Brexit
Great news for Steve & Mike and their workforce of two part-time painters. → Read More
Pioneering Northern Ladies' Public Toilets Granted Listed Status
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman out and about in town, must be in want of a wee. → Read More
The Sort Of Good News is Amazon's Hiring Thousands of UK Staff
One of those emoji's that's happy and sad at the same time. → Read More
Volta Zero Claims 120 Mile Range for First All-Electric 16-Tonne Lorry
Imagine the thrill of getting crushed beneath one of these at a roundabout. → Read More
HSBC Limits 90 Per Cent Mortgages to Switchers Only
Bad news for young people trying to buy the few shit houses left that the old people don't want. → Read More
Enhanced Privacy Rules for Children's Apps and Games Kick in Today
12-month transition, though, so everyone's already off the hook. → Read More
Reading and Leeds Festival is Wildly Optimistic About People Gathering in 2021
Thinks there might be enough out and about and still alive to support double the headline acts. → Read More
World's Power Generators Accused of Relying on Easy Fossil Fuels
Not switching fast enough and still investing in coal and gas. → Read More
War on Carrier Bags to See Charges Double in 2021
And the little blue ones from local shops you put Stella (x4) in are included this time too. → Read More
Cornwall Opens Geothermal-Heated Swimming Pool
Please no pasties in the water, meat chunks wreak havoc with the filters and set off the cadaver dogs. → Read More
Solar and Wind Power are Massively Cheaper than Previously Calculated
Old people were right to get panels all over their roofs. That's why they're always in new cars. → Read More
Unfortunate 2020 'I'm a Celebrity...' Contestants to Spend Autumn in a Welsh Castle
I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Another Blanket. → Read More
Delivery Firms Asked to Assist Latest PR War on Potholes
*A man crouches down and points sadly at a hole in the road* → Read More
Government Produces 5G Guide to Convince Simpletons it is Not a Tool of Mass Death
Needs airdropping over some of the dumber suburbs. A version with bigger print and rhyming sentences. → Read More
"Beer Delivery" Was Unsurprisingly One of Google's Lockdown Smash Search Terms
Just ahead of Quick Divorce, Anaesthetising Children and Fix Broken Printer. → Read More
Lego and Ikea Launch Joint Attempt at Actual Lego Furniture
Storage boxes that look like Lego, probably for Lego. → Read More
Lime Litters/Empowers Milton Keynes With 500 E-Scooters from Today
I see a worrying number of lakes and waterways on Google Maps and foresee troubled waters ahead. → Read More
Virgin Atlantic's Bankers Agree £1.2bn Rescue Deal
Happy bearded man emoji or sad bearded man emoji? You decide. → Read More