Jason Mustian
Distractify
Austin, TX, United States
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Discover and connect with journalists and influencers around the world, save time on email research, monitor the news, and more.
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Past articles by Jason:
22 Men On Tinder Who Really Need To Not Be On Tinder
“Everyone masturbates to Shrek at least twice in their lifetime.” :( → Read More
22 Of The Most Inspiring Things Nobel Prize Nominee Donald Trump Has Ever Said
He is a true humanitarian. → Read More
People Got Their Ethnicity Tested And, Minus The White Folks, It Was Pretty Surprising
CAN THEY HANDLE THE TRUTH?!?!? → Read More
5 Optical Illusions That Will Utterly Destroy Your Mind
You're gonna have trust issues...with your eyes. → Read More
These Models Are Texting Girlfriends Of The Men Who Send Them Dick Pics
Because literallyno one ever asked for a dick pic. → Read More
Miley Cyrus Is Wearing The Engagement Ring You Forgot She Stopped Wearing Again
And yes, she's peeing in the photo. Sigh. → Read More
This Guy Just Found Out Why You Don't Slut-Shame Amy Shumer
Never bring a sexist comment to a Tweet fight. → Read More
Jennifer Lawrence Was Kind Of An Asshole To A Reporter Who Wouldn't Get Off His Phone
There may or may not have been literal finger-wagging involved. → Read More