Jim Behrle
The Awl
Jersey City, NJ, United States
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Past articles by Jim:
Government Shutdown? How About a Government Shutup!
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Nothing Makes Sense Any More, Nothing Will Make It Make Sense
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Change is Scary, But Not as Scary as Jellyfish
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Yeah, It's Cold
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We're Alive, This Isn't Hell, and in 2018 You Might Have to Do Something About It
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The Greatest Gift We Can Give at the Holidays is Zero Fucks
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It Was What You Least Expected But Always Secretly Feared, The End
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Revenge is Like Chowder, Make Sure You Get the Right Kind
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Getting There is Only Half The Fun If Being There Is Any Fun At All
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Don't Win Arguments, Win Elections
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NFL Haiku Picks, Week Ten
caption id="attachment_77278" align="alignnone" width="612"] Image: Dave Parker via Flickr[/caption] 11/9 8:25 ET Seattle -6 At Arizona Arizona is Probably a wonderful place but the Cards suck PICK: SEAHAWKS 11/12 1:00 ET ... → Read More
Love is Stupid, Just Build Me a Robot
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NFL Haiku Picks, Week Nine
caption id="attachment_77278" align="alignnone" width="612"] Image: Dave Parker via Flickr[/caption] 11/2 8:25 ET Buffalo -3 At NY Jets Remember to turn Your clocks back an hour Sunday And bet on the Bills PICK: BILLS ... → Read More
Overthrow American Poetry
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NFL Haiku Picks, Week Eight
caption id="attachment_77278" align="alignnone" width="612"] Image: Dave Parker via Flickr[/caption] 10/26 8:25 ET At Baltimore -3 Miami Now that Jay Cutler Is injured the Dolphins seem Fishy once again PICK: DOLPHINS 10/29 9: ... → Read More
Halloween is for Kids! Try Not to Ruin It
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NFL Haiku Picks, Week Seven
caption id="attachment_77278" align="alignnone" width="612"] Image: Dave Parker via Flickr[/caption] 10/19 8:25 ET Kansas City -3 At Oakland The once-defeated formerly undefeated Chiefs probably win PICK: CHIEFS 10/22 1:00 ET Tennessee -6 ... → Read More
Live Alone, But Die in a Very Large Group If You Can
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NFL Haiku Picks, Week Six
caption id="attachment_77278" align="alignnone" width="612"] Image: Dave Parker via Flickr[/caption] 10/12 8:25 ET At Carolina -3 Philadelphia Cam Newton doesn’t Respect women reporters And must be destroyed PICK: EAGLES 10/15 1:00 ... → Read More
The Light at the End of the Tunnel Is Closer And Warmer Than You Think
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