Heather Schwedel
Slate
New York, NY, United States
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Past articles by Heather:
I’ve Been Trapped Under Six Feet of Snow for Two Weeks. Here’s How That’s Going.
I thought the hardest part would be shoveling ourselves out. Turns out it was being completely forgotten by the county. → Read More
It Is Honestly Hard to Believe Everything That Led to Kellyanne and George Conway’s Divorce
A comprehensive timeline of their very public, very over marriage. → Read More
Don Lemon Is So, So Confused About a Woman’s “Prime.” Let Me Help.
This man man needs Google like the desert needs rain. → Read More
The Great Misunderstanding of Reese Witherspoon
Blithely chasing a middling love interest was never her thing. → Read More
How the Lamest Insult Ever Made Trump Lose His Mind
Trump's been called far worse than a "pussy ass bitch," so why was that the insult that broke the Cheeto's back? → Read More
If Only the Jill Biden–Doug Emhoff Kiss Could Last Forever
Their awkward oral greeting was the best part of the State of the Union address, and I want more. → Read More
What Would Really Happen if You Ate the 20-Year-Old Ravioli From The Last of Us
Bill and Frank were amazing, but not quite as amazing as eating decades-old canned ravioli and living to tell the tale. → Read More
The Tom Brady Movie Might Be the Greatest Scandal of His Career
And he involved Rita Moreno and Lily Tomlin? → Read More
I Did the Dumb Pasta-Strainer Thing to My Hair. It’s Actually Sort of Amazing.
I honestly think it's never looked better. → Read More
OK, I’ve Found the Answer to Our Various Presidents’ “Classified Document Problems”
Only one person can help you now. → Read More
Exclusive: Lydia Tár on Tár’s Oscar Nominations
Lydia Tár is real, and she has some, er, thoughts about the movie. → Read More
The People Who Make “Murder Kits” in Case They Go Missing Explain What the Hell They’re Doing
They're kinda like slightly paranoid bullet journals that hold your fingerprints, dental records, and DNA. → Read More
The Man Who Spent $1,244.22 on 464 Slices of New York Pizza Explains What He Learned
“I did not rate the slices to avoid controversy and bribes.” → Read More
Prince Harry’s Penis Has Quite a Time in His New Book. It Could Have Been Much, Much Worse.
“You’ve got to freeze that thing for a long time to really kill it.” → Read More
The Apparent Replacement for the New Year Resolution in 2023 Is Both Delightful and All Wrong
I mean, who doesn’t want more flip phones, sincerity, and digging a hole in your backyard this year? → Read More
The Absolute Least You Can Do to Protect Yourself Online Now
Anyone can use this security expert's simple advice ... even you! → Read More
ABC Has Committed a Grave Injustice on Us All With Its Response to the Good Morning America Affair
“We can’t operate with gossip, and speculation and rumors,” a network honcho said. Uh, yes we can! → Read More
Oh Dear, Fox News Kind of Has a Point About Those Balenciaga Ads
The teddy bears were one thing. The Supreme Court documents were another. → Read More
Every Question We Have About Naomi Biden’s White House Wedding
Starting with: The bride and groom live at the White House?? → Read More
80-Year-Olds Have Many Thoughts About 80-Year-Old President Joe Biden
And Rep. Jim Clyburn of South Carolina has some advice. → Read More