Wheaton Simis
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New York, NY, United States
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The Coolest Dog Tricks On The Internet: Announcing The Bark To School Talent Competition Winners!
One month ago, we challenged YOU to enter our 2015 Bark To School Talent Competition by submitting your dog’s coolest, wackiest, most Dean’s-List-Worthy-Student Worthy tricks on BarkFeed.com. Well, after receiving tons of submissions, we’re excited to announce the winners! Thank you to all who submitted on BarkFeed! It was difficult to narrow down the field. […] → Read More
The Coolest Dog Tricks On The Internet: Announcing The Bark To School Talent Competition Winners!
One month ago, we challenged YOU to enter our 2015 Bark To School Talent Competition by submitting your dog’s coolest, wackiest, most Dean’s-List-Worthy-Student Worthy tricks on BarkFeed.com. Well, after receiving tons of submissions, we’re excited to announce the winners! Thank you to all who submitted on BarkFeed! It was difficult to narrow down the field. […] → Read More
7 Times This Pitbull Blew Our Minds With These Unbelievable Tricks
Bootsy the Pitbull is the bomb - a bomb falling from incredible heights. Bootsy has serious ups. Let's do a quick MJ comparison before we begin: Michael Jordan - The Greatest <a... → Read More
Independent Puppy Can Bathe Himself, Thank You Very Much
Are you alert? We're having a cultural moment. Dogs have been labeled as 'Bath-Haters' for too long. This one remarkable puppy is looking to change all that. Brady, a... → Read More
7 Things Only Corgi Parents Understand
Corgis are a special breed. Stubby-legged and fluff-butted, they never cease to delight us with their joyful personalities. Inspired by our listicle, 12 Things Only Corgi Parents Understand,... → Read More
Overzealous Rescue Dog Saves Kid From Having Fun
Let us be clear at the outset of this article, there is no threat to this boy’s safety. Perhaps he was having unsafe levels of fun. Mr. Dog, save us from ourselves. → Read More
Enter To Win Our #BarkToSchool Talent Competition!
Do you think you (well, your pup) have what it takes? → Read More
Dog Falls In Love With Stuffed Gorilla, Friends Call Him Bananas
Love's true course is as coarse as a mat of gorilla hair. If we heeded the advice of others, where would we be? Probably stuck in a loveless cohabitation with... → Read More
Husky Comforts Scared Kitten At The Vet By Giving Her Kisses
There's nothing like a good friend to carry us through hard times. We rely on each other for support; it's what makes us human. Or does it make... → Read More
Snoozing Pup Gets Rude Awakening When Tiny Human Has Diaper Mishap
You know when you’re chilling with your friend watching Batman Begins … … for the tenth time and you’re playing the fart game and then your friend scrunches up his face and straight poops his PJs? You’re like, “Okay, you win the fart game, but that’s disgusting and you can clean up the nachos.” Now, imagine your friend is a baby and that’s what this video is about. → Read More
Watch This Rock Star Pug Play Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” Like A Boss
This Pug is so cool he doesn't even need to wear black. Instead, he reached for the pink shades. Somewhere... → Read More
Slow Motion Footage Shows Greyhounds Run Just Like Cheetahs!
The Greyhound is the fastest dog on earth, able to run more than 40 mph. But what makes a Greyhound so fast? And how does it compare to... → Read More
Lab Puppy Tries To Steal Keycard, Foiled By Retractableness
This puppy wants access. Access with this keycard. Access denied, puppy boi. ... → Read More
Determined Weenie Dog Can't Bury His Ball, Hilarity Ensues
Mom: Boris, that's not how you bury your ball. Boris: HOW DO I BURY MY BALL, MOM, WHEN I AIN'T GOT NONE? Mom: (Silence.) ... → Read More
Spirited Doxie Blows Off Steam, Makes Us Wish Summer Lasted Forever
In many latitudes, summer is coming to an end. Soon, you will have to work harder to justify wearing sandals to social gatherings. Soon, you will have to... → Read More
Dog With Two GoPros Reveals Fetch To Be Heaven On Earth
Have you ever wondered what fetch is like for your dog? Wait no longer; wonder no further. A man, let's call him Genius, strapped two GoPros to his... → Read More
Video Perfectly Captures Falling In Love With A Dog
Because your home isn't complete until a dog is part of it. → Read More
Dog Dressed As Shark Ruins One-Woman Pool Party
This dog has the killer instinct. He will ruin your pool party. → Read More
Dog Dressed As Shark Ruins One-Woman Pool Party
Sharks are dangerous animals. Dogs wearing shark fins are total pains in the %#$. This unprovoked dog-shark attack is the first ever caught on tape. Beware the... → Read More
Dog Fulfills Life Destiny Of Catching Own Tail, Unsure How To Proceed
What do you do once all your wildest dreams have come true? → Read More