David Saint
Funny Or Die
Los Angeles, CA, United States
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Christmas Spirit Has Girded Her Loins For This Beautiful Monster
CREDITS Song Written & Performed By: Joren Cull & AJ Ing Video Directed, Illustrated, & Animated By: Joren Cull Audio Engineered & Mixed By: AJ Ing Stream it at the office, and on the drive home! - - - - All Rights Reserved The Joren Cull Company 2018. → Read More
Jay and Silent Bob Dance Dance Dance To ‘Loser’ Anthem by Moby Rich
Jay and Silent Bob are back at it — this time with Moby Rich “Have you ever had your asshole licked by a formerly fat man in an overcoat” is perhaps the greatest question to sling at people exiting a liquor store that you can find anywhere. That’s how this new video for Moby Rich’s single “Loser” opens. Featured in the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot movie & soundtrack, the tune is the kind of… → Read More
Dance With Glee To Modern Ennui Thanks To This Delightful Song
I TAKE MY UBER TO MY TINDER, TAKE MY TINDER TO MY DINNER → Read More
These ‘Very Modern Mantras’ Will Almost (But Not Quite) Help You Calm tf DOWN
Let go of your rage, but keep it in your line of sight. → Read More
The Art Of Distinguishing Booty Calls From Non-Booty Calls
Technically it’s not a booty call if you don’t want booty. FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF This but a glimpse into the wacky, wonderfully weird brain of Anthony Troli, who is both the tired dude in the bed and the creator of these delightful one-minute vignettes. Whether exploring why the hell we love — and in fact find happiness with — sad music so much, or facing the beleaguering fact… → Read More
This Is Why It’s Dangerous To Like Tea Too Much
Look at the shambles your life has become. → Read More
These Amazon Prime Day TV, Movie, and Amazon Echo Deals Are Suhhh Good
As demonstrated by Under A Rock with Tig Notaro, an Amazon Echo is like pretty useful and you can save a lot if you get one now (plus a lot of other stuff) → Read More
Netflix’s ‘Chef’s Table’ Now Has The Perfect Parody And Clearly It Involves Pickles
Great chefs blaze trails. This chef bags pickles. → Read More
When Requesting Time Off During A Holiday Becomes A Bloodsport
When it comes to getting a holiday off at a restaurant, flipping a coin isn’t gonna cut it. Shift Drinks Episode 1: “Fried Chicken” FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF Getting time off around holidays — doesn’t matter what time of year — can be brutal because of the rush as everyone competes to take the most time. It makes sense. With any kind of extended time-off looming, people want to eek… → Read More
If You’re Feeling Lonely, Try This Buddy Rental Service
If you need a buddy, look no further than Bud Budderson’s Buddy Rental Service. A buddy for all occasions! FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF People need buddies for different reasons, and buddies help out in so many different circumstances in life. That’s what’s so great about buddies: versatility. For example, a hammer can only hammer things. It can’t twist things, or inflate things. It… → Read More
People Who Love Surfing Won’t Shut The Hell Up About Surfing
Even if they’ve only surfed once. → Read More
This Jeff Goldblum Impression Gives Us The ASMR Video We’ve Always Wanted
Jeff Goldblum explores ASMR FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF The Jeff Goldblum experience can only be described as fully immersive. His wordplay, his dexterous finger weaving, his aura of genius-on-the-brink-of-earth-shattering-insight and silky smooth voice all add up to the elements of a kick-ass ASMR video. If you want to watch the actual Jeff Goldblum cook up some kebabs with Regina… → Read More
Scratch And Scratch To No Avail With This Rashy Lingerie
Brought to you by people who never wear it, Rashy Lingerie will definitely ruin your date. A commercial parody from Femmebot PhD. FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF Itchy lingerie totally sucks. But rashy lingerie is enough for a class action lawsuit. Back in 2008 and 2009, NBC reported that there was actually a lawsuit against Victoria’s Secret and its parent company Limited Brands, Inc.… → Read More
Two Girls Debate A First Kiss And Things Get Real Real Bad
Jill and Lill, two Irish ladies with different takes on kissing, will make you think twice about tongue punching → Read More
This Video Encouraging Us To Proudly Announce ‘I’m Peach’ Does It For Me
A PSA for America. Join the movement! FIELD NOTES FROM THE FUNNY OR DIE STAFF Hooboy, what a day. So, guess what — as of today there are now at least 21 women who have come forward and publicly accused Donald Trump of sexual assault. This fact, along with * the staggering mountain of evidence of his absolute ineptitude * the public record of his flagrant efforts at collusion and obstruction, and… → Read More
These Ladies Bring Catchy Beats and Handclaps To A Song About Periods And It’s GOOD
Dare you to find a catchier use of the phrase "uterine lining." → Read More
This Children’s Theater Company Is A Hot Dramatic Mess
Sunnyside Children’s Playhouse could use a few more adults supervising the adults who are supposed to be putting on the show. → Read More
This Is Why Video Games Aren’t The Escapist, Fun Times They Used To Be
Video games have become just a way to pay money for a longer to-do list. → Read More
Add A Dumb Laugh To Your Day With This Yard Sale Ruined By A Huge Dong
One man goes to extraordinary lengths for a Kenny Loggins album (NSFW). → Read More
Here’s 13 Tasty GIFs of Danny Devito Eating To Make You Hungry
There’s a lot of snacking in the near future, and these GIFs get you in fighting shape. → Read More