Evan Saathoff
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Past articles by Evan:
Criterion Chan: HALF A LOAF OF KUNG FU
Yes, there are bad Jackie Chan movies. → Read More
Criterion Chan: THE YOUNG MASTER
It turns out the key to unstoppable kung fu is opium. → Read More
Sandler’s Netflix: MURDER MYSTERY
Move along, nothing to see here. → Read More
Sandler’s Netflix: THE WEEK OF
UNCUT GEMS for people who can’t handle UNCUT GEMS. → Read More
Superman Returns: Henry Cavill Is In Talks To Play The Man Of Steel Again
Maybe he’ll actually get to play a real Superman this time. → Read More
Streaming Fury: REVENGER
A gem hidden in the depths of the Netflix vault. → Read More
Sandler’s Netflix: SANDY WEXLER
About as indulgent as they get. → Read More
Cinema’s Greatest Triumphs: JUSTICE LEAGUE (The Whedon Cut)
One mustache away from being serviceable. → Read More
Looks Like Doug Liman Is Directing That Tom Cruise Space Movie
Does that mean he goes to space too? → Read More
SPAWN Movie “Seismic Event” Misinterpreted As Good Thing By Jason Blum
When god talks, you need to listen. → Read More
Sandler’s Netflix: THE DO-OVER
Sander and Spade cure cancer. It's not worth it. → Read More
The Chattanooga Film Festival: RED, WHITE & WASTED
You have to see it to believe it, and you still might not believe it. → Read More
Sandler’s Netflix: THE RIDICULOUS 6
For real, how bad can it be? → Read More
The Chattanooga Film Festival: SKULL Makes Skeletor Look Like An Asshole
Faces get sliced, priests have sword fights, a story gets told. → Read More
Forgotten Stallone: DAYLIGHT
Stuck between ASSASSINS, which is fun but not very good, and COP LAND, which absolutely rules, there is DAYLIGHT, Stallone’s big disaster film. Directed by the usually serviceable but rarely exciting Rob Cohen, DAYLIGHT does exactly what it supposed to do with the disaster film template. There just isn’t a whole lot of urgency to it. A bunch of people get stuck in the Holland Tunnel and only… → Read More
THE OLD GUARD Trailer Cannot Kill Charlize Theron
Though it looks like the movie will make many attempts. → Read More
Streaming Fury: SPENSER CONFIDENTIAL
More fake Shane Black than fake Michael Bay. → Read More
Forgotten Stallone: THE SPECIALIST
This film is a total blast. Not just because of the bombs. → Read More
Release Goddamn The Snyder Cut Already
The fans demand it. → Read More
Cinema’s Greatest Triumphs: THE LODGE
Don’t have kids. → Read More