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Drew Magary

Deadspin

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Recent:
  • Deadspin
Past:
  • GQ
  • The Takeout
  • Jezebel
  • Kotaku
  • Gawker

Recent articles by Drew:

Who Is Your Favorite Athlete Not On Your Favorite Team?

Today, we’re talking about getting eaten by a whale, state names as first names, typos, Hitler, butter knives, and more. → Read More

You’re Not An Owner

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here. → Read More

The Internet Ruined “Dude”

Today, we’re talking about un-Googleable band names, your groin, mustard-drenched testicles, and more. → Read More

You Cannot Fuck Up Visiting New Orleans

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here. → Read More

Kirk Cousins Isn’t Worth A Shit

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here. → Read More

The Fuck Is Wrong With Announcers Who Won’t Call A Football A Ball?

Today, we’re talking about trailers, crossing state lines, Sean’s friend Bruce, drunken coaches, and more. → Read More

The NFL Has A Painkiller Crisis That It Never Wants To Go Away

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here. → Read More

Yes, You Can Refer To Your Favorite Team As “We”

Today, we’re talking about why baseball has no left-handed shortstops, flossing, Worcestershire sauce, toenails for teeth, and more. → Read More

Football Is The Last Great American Vice

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. Buy his book here. → Read More

Antonio Brown And The Raiders Have Conspired To Ruin Every Goddamn Thing

Let us start with a hearty LOL. The Oakland Raiders traded for downfield savant Antonio Brown during the offseason, handed him $30-plus million in guaranteed money, and now stand ready to piss that investment away in the quickest, most Raiders-like fashion possible. Adam Schefter is now reporting that after Brown publicly bitched about being fined by the team, freshman GM and defender of THE LIG… → Read More

Is It Worth Being A Good Person In 2019 America?

Today, we’re talking about doctors, the Mariners, capture the flag, being followed, and more. → Read More

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: New Orleans Saints

Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. → Read More

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Kansas City Chiefs

Some people are fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Kansas City Chiefs. → Read More

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Los Angeles Chargers

Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Los Angeles Chargers. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Los Angeles Chargers. → Read More

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Indianapolis Colts

Some people are fans of the Indianapolis Colts. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Indianapolis Colts. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. → Read More

What Andrew Luck Means

Given the circumstances, it’s remarkable Andrew Luck wasn’t playing for the Detroit Lions. The Colts franchise QB is retiring just lees than two weeks before the NFL season is slated to begin. There’s already a host of people, namely idiot Colts fans, ready to castigate Luck for his timing, but Luck is hardly the first NFL player to bow out of the sport in what ought to be his prime, nor will he… → Read More

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Philadelphia Eagles

Some people are fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Philadelphia Eagles. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. → Read More

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Houston Texans

Some people are fans of the Houston Texans. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Houston Texans. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. → Read More

Shut Up With "LETTT’SSSS GOOOOOOO" Already

Today, we’re talking about ex-girlfriends, pens, secession, King Kong at the plate, and more. → Read More

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Baltimore Ravens

Some people are fans of the Baltimore Ravens. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Baltimore Ravens. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. → Read More