Johanna Mort
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Kevin Is A YouTube Sensation: 9 Things That Would Be Different Had ‘Home Alone’ Taken Place In 2015
As soon as Kevin got suspicious that his whole family was missing, he would have sent off a quick text just to be sure that Santa hadn’t kidnapped all of them. Problem solved. The movie’s over in a... → Read More
Kevin Is A YouTube Sensation: 9 Things That Would Be Different If ‘Home Alone’ Took Place In 2015
As soon as Kevin got suspicious that his whole family was missing, he would have sent off a quick text just to be sure that Santa hadn’t kidnapped all of them. Problem solved. The movie’s over in a… → Read More
23 Captivating Songs For When You’re Hopelessly In Love
There’s nothing better than finding someone who completes every aspect of your life. Who fills in all of the cracks left in your heart from all of the old relationships and makes you feel whole again. The one thing that comes close? Listening to music that expresses everything you’re feeling. The songs that put words and a melody to the all-encompassing happiness you feel whenever you’re with… → Read More
23 Captivating Songs For When You’re Hopelessly In Love
There’s nothing better than finding someone who completes every aspect of your life. Who fills in all of the cracks left in your heart from all of the old relationships and makes you feel whole again. The one thing that comes close? Listening to music that expresses everything you’re feeling. The songs that put words and a melody to the all-encompassing happiness you feel whenever you’re with… → Read More
24 Thoughts Avid Readers Have When They Finish Their New Favorite Book
So. Many. Feelings. Can’t. Handle. → Read More
24 Thoughts Avid Readers Have When They Finish Their New Favorite Book
So. Many. Feelings. Can’t. Handle. → Read More
21 Morgan Tookers Quotes That Will Give You Life (And Laughter)
“Number two sexiest female organ: the butt. Number one sexiest female organ: the brain. The ba-donk-a-donk and the ba-think-a-think.” → Read More
21 Morgan Tookers Quotes That Will Give You Life (And Laughter)
“Number two sexiest female organ: the butt. Number one sexiest female organ: the brain. The ba-donk-a-donk and the ba-think-a-think.” → Read More
19 Things That Only People Who Were ‘Band Kids’ In School Will Understand
You're not afraid to rock out to some killer instrumentals. Bro. Did you HEAR the French horn at 1:33?? F*cking badass!! → Read More
19 Things That Only People Who Were ‘Band Kids’ In School Will Understand
You’re not afraid to rock out to some killer instrumentals. Bro. Did you HEAR the French horn at 1:33?? F*cking badass!! → Read More
21 Moments From Mindy Kaling’s AMA That Prove She’s The Best Friend You’ve Always Wanted
Mindy Kaling did a Reddit AMA, and it was AMAzing. (Eh??? Okay.) Here are the highlights, enjoy! The Mindy Project 1. “What is the worst date you’ve ever been on?” > The worst date I’ve ever been on was with a guy who I was super excited about, really attracted to, and then on the date it became apparent that it WASNT a date. He was just a straight dude who was psyched to have dinner with me in… → Read More
21 Moments From Mindy Kaling’s AMA That Prove She’s The Best Friend You’ve Always Wanted
Mindy Kaling did a Reddit AMA, and it was AMAzing. (Eh??? Okay.) Here are the highlights, enjoy! The Mindy Project 1. “What is the worst date you’ve ever been on?” > The worst date I’ve ever been on was with a guy who I was super excited about, really attracted to, and then on the date it became apparent that it WASNT a date. He was just a straight dude who was psyched to have dinner with me… → Read More
The Trailer For ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’ Is Here — And It’s Everything You Dreamed It Would Be And More
I don't know about you, but I've been waiting for this moment for exactly 4,954 days (or 13 years, 6 months, 23 days). BUT WHO'S COUNTING. → Read More
The Trailer For ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’ Is Here — And It’s Everything You Dreamed It Would Be And More
I don’t know about you, but I’ve been waiting for this moment for exactly 4,954 days (or 13 years, 6 months, 23 days). BUT WHO’S COUNTING. → Read More
23 Tweets That Hilariously Sum Up The Latest GOP Debate
"Hasn't Trump seen World War Z? Wall's no good. Zombies or immigrants just pile up until they're taller than the wall, roll over it" → Read More
23 Tweets That Hilariously Sum Up The Latest GOP Debate
“Hasn’t Trump seen World War Z? Wall’s no good. Zombies or immigrants just pile up until they’re taller than the wall, roll over it” → Read More
13 People On The Argument That Ended Their Long-Term Relationship
"We'd been dating seriously for a year and a half and he still didn't feel like it was time to meet my family." → Read More
13 People On The Argument That Ended Their Long-Term Relationship
“We’d been dating seriously for a year and a half and he still didn’t feel like it was time to meet my family.” → Read More
17 Hilarious #PickUpLinesForRepublicans That You’ll Laugh At Regardless Of Your Affiliation
“I want our love to be like the Benghazi Committee; irrational and never ending.” → Read More
17 #ThisValentinesDayI Tweets That Accurately Predict What You’re Going To Be Doing This February
"ThisValentinesDayI will spend an extra hour getting ready for Netflix and chill." → Read More