Robert Wabash
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Simpsons Predictions and Jokes That Actually Came True
One of the most iconic television shows of all time, as well as one of the most quoted properties in pop culture history, The Simpsons has made hundreds of jokes that we all know, remember, and reference on a daily basis. Often times, these jokes revolve around extremely absurd concepts that c... → Read More
36 Huge Thanksgiving FAILs
Thanksgiving is one of the best American holidays, but is also the most FAIL worthy. On Turkey Day, the food is the star, and you can't hide your Thanksgiving dinner screw ups behind great presents. From burned turkeys, deep fryer fires, questionable side dishes, and horrifying Thanksgiving apparel... → Read More
50+ Amazing Photos of Everyday Things Cut in Half
The subreddit Things Cut In Half Porn is full of interesting images of everyday objects, foods, and pretty much anything else you can think of... cut in half. You might think you know all about things like cameras, guns, and even vegetables, but until you see these crazy and interesting pictures of... → Read More
46 Times Old People Didn't Understand Facebook
The subreddit r/oldpeoplefacebook is full of hilarious gems submitted by Reddit users who have delightful old people in their Facebook lives. These grandmas and grandpas are doing their best with their new social media technology, but mostly they end up asking Walmart for advice about their grandch... → Read More
50 People Having Worse Days Than You
"Schradenfreude" is a German word that describes the feeling of pleasure a person gets when witnessing other people's misfortune. There is no equivalent word in the English language, but that doesn't mean that the feeling doesn't exist. Whether you want to admit it or not, there is a cert... → Read More
The Best College Dorm Room Pranks Of All Time
If you didn't involve yourself in any college pranks while you were at whichever middle-college, university, trade school, or community college you attended, then you missed out. College dorm room pranks are some of the greatest institutions we have to honor every year at our actual institutions of... → Read More
The 5 Dumbest Doritos-Related Arrests of All Time
In honor of Arch West, creator of Doritos, passing away, this is a list that commemorates those who cared enough about the chips and not enough about their social well-being to break the law in the name of (or using) Doritos. So far, we haven't seen any celebrity arrests or rappers imprisoned with ... → Read More
The 36 Greatest On-Stage Falls of All Time
Listen to Chris Shiflett of Foo Fighters talk about Dave Grohl and this list on the Ranker Podcast!Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Literally fallen. Like on the stage, off the stage, into the audience; these musicians and performers give new meaning to falling from the top. Whether it was the resul... → Read More
The 27 Laziest Geniuses on the Planet
We all have our moments of laziness. Whether it is watching something on TV for hours because you can't find the remote, sleeping with the light on because you don't want... → Read More
50 Incredible Pictures That Might Teach You Something
The subreddit interestingasfuck (sorry Mom) is, for my money, one of the best. The content is a curated mix of interesting photos, charts, pics, and video clips featuring... → Read More
The 46 Craziest Chinese Counterfeit Products
This list is a collection of the best fake products made in China and all over the world. These funny counterfeit goods are sure to make you do a double take because they... → Read More
The Very Best of the "You Are Drunk" Meme
The "You Are Drunk" meme features various animals, objects or plants either in places where they really should not be or performing actions that are very unusual. These are usually hilarious stand-alone pictures in of themselves, but attributing the characteristic of being drunk to them e... → Read More
51 Hilarious Test Answers From Kids
Kids these days: can't live with 'em, can't teach 'em anything because the Internet shows them that they can be a smartass instead of submitting real quiz answers. Tests were once about studying, knowing the most, reveling in the honest hard work of memorizing the basics of being a person in Americ... → Read More
The 32 Most Insane Mexican Food Related Crimes
From a killer who tapes burritos to his victim's arms, to a man who firebombed a Taco Bell for not getting enough meat on a chalupa, to a person who made tamales out of human meat, here are the most heinous, unthinkable, and insane crimes committed with or related to Mexican food.Mexican food is de... → Read More
The Worst Things You Can Make Jokes About
Things you shouldn't make jokes about is all about those taboo topics in joke making. From things that should be left unsaid to things the vast majority of people are just never going to find a way to make funny, these offensive jokes do tend to find their way into conversation, but maybe shouldn't... → Read More
Things You Want Most in Your Workplace
This is a list of the things that would make your workplace perfect. This list of the best employee benefits in your ideal workplace includes an easygoing boss, flexible hours, paid vacation days, the option to work from home, cool coworkers, great benefits, stock options or maybe even a monthly vi... → Read More
The 13 Most Sexually Aggressive Cartoon Characters
These classic, lovable characters from TV, movies and our childhoods are all known for one thing: their unwanted sexual advances. These are the most sexual cartoons, well cartoon characters, ever. And although we love them and there's nothing actually wrong with their existence, here's a list of th... → Read More