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Past articles by Steven:
Will Trump Now Force GOP Members to Emulate His Bizarre Spray Tan? The Rising Cost of Complete GOP Subservience.
Also, Trump has FUN grifting the Secret Service & Rush Limbaugh is STILL a Big Fat Idiot. → Read More
Tucker Carlson is Still On TV and It’s All Our Own Fault!
Tucker Carlson is irresistible to women. When women see him they can’t help themselves but want to punch him in the face, or hit him over his Lego-styled head with a fire extinguisher if a fire… → Read More
LOVE is in the air for Russian Spy Maria Butina! –
Lawyers for Maria “Jelly-Bean-a” Butina (a Russian Spy & NRA Love Doll), and Paul “Sony” Erickson (whose hobbies include treason, and being a traitor to his country), claim the famed couple are still… → Read More
Amazingly Clever Rudy Giuliani Ideas –
Oh, my, what WILL famed Nosferatu impersonator Rudy Giuliani do next as we all wait with bated breaths for the next interviews he does (at any news shows that provide a sunlight-free studio, with no… → Read More
How To Tell If You’re Mike Pence –
The first thing is to NOT panic! There’s only one in 7.5 billion of us who are Mike Pence because his species hasn’t arrived yet to infect the rest of us. (This should occur around the time of the… → Read More
Michael “Ice Cream” Cohen vs. Donald “Kompromat” Trump
So, Mr. Trump, as per usual,… I’M here to help you. The answer is: Michael Cohen is the type of lawyer who would tape a client. Now that The Three Stooges have all passed on, there are only TWO other… → Read More
BRANDED! Ivanka Trump’s Brand Goes In The Dumps! –
Thank you GOD, (now awaiting the inevitable trials. Amen). → Read More
Why We Mock Donald Trump –
An office with a history (named “The Oval Office”, because back then a lot of those guys drank a lot of Ovaltine.) I tweeted the most powerful man in the most powerful nation — a question as to… → Read More
Our country is now in the hands of a hostile foreign nation.
Putin calls his Pet Trump over to sit adoringly at his heels. — Sad. → Read More
Putin’s GOP Agents in the US Government Harass FBI Agent on TV.
“Spasibo Comrades” Says Russia to the Republican Party → Read More
My Hate of Donald TRUMP’S Racism Fan Club & Meet Ashley Ass-hat!
Riding the short bus in NY & “The Seaward On The Bus” — Starring: Ashley Ass-Hattery. → Read More
The Uncivil War has begun… –
On one side there’s: the Far-Right-Racist-Russia-Loving-Nazis-Fascist-A-Hole Munchers vs… well,… those who oppose them. NOT…“the left”, but simply all of us people who collectively frown when they… → Read More
My FUN day with Officer Patrick Connor & Timothy Trybus.
Let’s say: One day, I was having a picnic in a space I legally rented. A crazy man ran over to me and repeatedly tried to hit me with his shoe. I asked Officer Patrick Connor for help, but he said… → Read More
Six Things I’d Like To Ask TRUMP’S PET MONSTER Scott Pruitt, Before He Leaves Office
Oh Scott Pruitt, destroyer of worlds, mortal foe to every plant and animal, and any humans from Earth who use clean air and water to do things such as survive. AND YET, Scott “Willy Dewitt” Pruitt… → Read More
Trump’s SPACE FORCE!!! Are these leaked images of Trump’s own Space Force Plans?
Terrified sources within the White House, a place where smart people used to live,… leaked some images to me, that may well indeed be Trump’s entire comprehensive plans for a “SPACE FORCE”. The… → Read More
TRUMP INSPIRED RACISM & Let’s all meet Roslyn La Liberte!!! SHE’S FAMOUS NOW!
This MAGA zealot racist runs RC Design Construction in Woodland Hills. → Read More
Sean Hannity’s newest psychotic, lunatic, hysterical claim! (It’s a doozy)
A man without a human neck who just keeps topping himself. → Read More
The problem with Sarah Sanders –
That’s right. Everyone’s least favorite Muppet created from Jim Henson’s very darkest moments, Sarah Sanders, is very upset she was refused service in a restaurant run by humans from Earth. ALSO… → Read More
Paul Manafort looks forward to new wacky ideas to get himself in MORE trouble.
Paul Manafort… is not good at stuff. He sucks at crime in a way best described as: ‘Three-Stooges-Slapstick’. He should have been born a vacuum-cleaner or a bloated tick, because he sucks so hard at… → Read More
Trump and the LOVELY and TALENTED Kim Jong-Un –
To Donald Trump, Kim Jong-Un is TALENTED. Talented like a Beatle who, through a series of unfortunate events resulting from improper use of psychedelics, had his hair and head sculpted to look like a… → Read More