Evan Hurst
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Memphis, TN, United States
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Past articles by Evan:
Ron DeSantis Can March His Little White Boots In Lockstep With Putin, Just Like Trump And Tucker!
Russia give him GOP nomination instead this time? → Read More
Do Banks Fail Because They're Too Nice To Gays? Is That How The Financial System Works?
Fox News and Republicans know their constituents are stupid enough to believe this garbage. So they lie to them. → Read More
Ben Shapiro So Good At Knowing About Sex And Bodies And Stuff
Ben the Sex Knower strikes again! → Read More
Daily Wire Creep Who Wants to 'Eradicate Transgenderism' Also Scared A.I. Full Of Spooky Demon Devils
It's useful to understand what freaks these people are on a holistic level. → Read More
LIVE: Look Who's Releasing His Budget Like Some Kind Of 'The President Of America'
Live on WonkTV! → Read More
LIVE: Jim Jordan's House Un-American Fap-Tivities Committee Tries Again
Like liveblogging a wrestling coach trying to teach calculus. → Read More
News Side Of Fox News Not Handling All This Icky News About Fox News Very Well
They're pouring out their hearts to the Daily Beast. → Read More
Three Stories About GOP Oversight Chair James Comer That Aren't Even About Hunter Biden's Penis
If we could get back to Hunter Biden's penis ASAP, James, that'd be great. → Read More
Maria Bartiromo Is Scared And Sad! And More LOL Highlights From Last Night's Fox News Document Dump!
These fucking people. → Read More
Tucker Hates Trump 'Passionately.' Trump May Not Have Heard That News Yet.
And more fallout from Tucker's 1/6 treason porn and those Dominion texts! → Read More
Daily Wire Guy Saw Black People In Memphis And He Got Scared
That's it, that's the story. → Read More
Everybody Hates Tucker's January 6 Sedition Porn Recruitment Video, Even Republican Senators
The regular ones, not the Josh Hawley seditionist ones. → Read More
Step Right Up, It's Your Tuesday White House Press Briefing!
LEARN THINGS. Follow Evan Hurst on Twitter right here! And once that doesn't exist, I'm also giving things a go at the Mastodon (@evanhurst@newsie.social) and at Post! Have you heard that Wonkette DOES NOT EXIST without your donations? Please hear it now, and if you have ever enjoyed a Wonkette article, throw us some bucks, or better yet, SUBSCRIBE! How often would you like to donate? → Read More
Gavin Newsom Dumping Walgreens And Any Other Cowards That Cave To Anti-Abortion Fascists
Do not obey in advance. → Read More
Tucker Reveals Ashli Babbitt Just Girl Scout Who Tried To Sell Thin Mints At Wrong House
JK she is a dead terrorist. → Read More
Another Week Of Educational White House Press Briefings Begins NOW!
Live on WonkTV! → Read More
Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee Gonna Ban All The Drag, 'Cause That's The Kinda Ignorant Bigot He Is
Dispatch from Tennessee. → Read More
Why Is Joe Biden Persecuting Catholics, And Who The Hell Is 'White Martyr' Mark Houck? An Explainer!
Oh no Josh Hawley has cracked Joe Biden's anti-Catholic code! → Read More
Still Some Trump Idiots Working At The FBI, Sounds Like
Deciphering that Washington Post article about the lead-up to the Mar-a-Lago raid. → Read More
This Year's CPAC Doesn't Sound Like Very Schlappin' Good Time To Us
Schlucks for him. → Read More