Isaac Cabe
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The Future Of Concerts Is Suiting Up For Raves
The 'Daft Punk' comparisons are obvious, but just imagine every concert as a rave. → Read More
Don't Abuse The 'IsOverParty' Twitter Trend, We Need It
Don't be the stan who cried wolf. → Read More
PETA Is Protesting Soulless, Video Game Fish Now
They've shifted their in-game priorities away from anything productive. → Read More
'Tuca & Bertie' Is Back, And That's A Win For Everybody
'Tuca & Bertie' checks all the boxes of a perfect show to get picked up right now. → Read More
A Michigan Dam Burst, Can We Finally Tackle Infrastructure Now?
How many once-in-a-century problems does it take before we do something? → Read More
Aunt Becky's Prison Sentence Is Actually The Perfect Finesse Move
Aunt Becky's lawyers are playing chess, the legal system's playing checkers. → Read More
It's Super Bizarre To Finish Live TV Episodes With Animation
It's a little jarring to say the least, but what James Spader vehicles aren't? → Read More
Don't Be Cheap On This, Hollywood. No One Should Get Sick Making A Movie.
Let's just say buffet-style craft services tables are the least of the worries. → Read More
The List Of Big Companies Getting Clobbered During This Keeps Growing
Just because a business is non-essential doesn't mean it didn't matter. → Read More
Trump Taking Poison Is Like Shakespeare Gone Bad
This is the type of story our grandkids won't believe the same way we don't believe Paul Bunyan was real. → Read More
A 'SpongeBob' Prequel Series Sounds Terrible On All Fronts
SpongeBob already played it fast and loose with reality, but this is gonna be a whole new mess. → Read More
Stranded Cruise Ship Employees Are Living In A Horror Movie
The ships look like American Horror Story sets and nobody can get home. → Read More
Lena Dunham Once Again Doesn't Understand Reality
Poppers don't give you the munchies, Lena. → Read More
Rad Teen Invents News Way To Fight Virus, Turns Down Buckets Of Cash
A teenager turned down millions to run ads on his coronavirus tracker -- showing more altruism than tons of people. → Read More
Tekashi 6ix9ine Is Beefing With Tom Hanks' Son Now
You don't wanna start beef with the Hanks family. → Read More
Lilly Wachowski Blasts Elon Musk 'Red Pill' Tweet
Did Elon Musk & Ivanka Trump just not watch the second half of the movie? → Read More
A 'Furiosa' Prequel Sounds Like A Bad Idea, Start To Finish
This prequel going to be lowkey kinda boring, or super depressing. → Read More
Cancel Student Loan Debt, You Cowards.
Are the Democrats stupid, malicious, oblivious, or all three? → Read More
The Senate's Two Biggest Trash Boys Could Lose This November
Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham suck. Here's how they could actually lose in November. → Read More
Clarence Thomas Finally Speaks, And It's About 'Lord of the Rings'
One does not simply walk into an oral argument expecting Clarence Thomas to name-drop Frodo Baggins. → Read More