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Past articles by Bennington:
Bullwinkle, Part Five
Monica plies poor Bennington with drugs and gets him hooked on heroin again. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Bennington Meets the New York Ripper
Close calls with motorbikes and men that feel you up like a club sandwich. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Jungle Law of Freedom
Bennington comes back to the Quibbits home and concludes his Grand Tour of the Tristate and DelMarVa regions of the United States. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Bennington Sucks and Speeds Home
Cousin Quibbits has a spiritual visitor and resumes his criminal ways to get back where he belongs: home. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Sacred Derailment
BQ ponders the rapture and his old friend Jesus Christ on an Amtrak trip back to Boston. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Down Bad in Dearborn
BQ struggles on his journey, with a long way to go, getting further away. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Death Came Over
BQ and Death mull over unfinished business in a vacant lot in Columbus, Ohio. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Lecherous Lodges and Bird Murder
Bennington’s journey to the end of the East Coast continues with pervert renters and avian assassins. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Fast Friends with Delinquents of Brood IX
I promise not the touch the cicada cocaine. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Bennington Beneath Manhattan
Not a brothel, but a seedy spot underneath Manhattan’s East Side run by a pigeon named Doris—she’s old, mean, and hates horses so much it’s unreal. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Bennington Strong
The black sheep of the worst bird family in Massachusetts continues his odyssey away from home. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Bennington Unchained
The forsaken Quibbits clan member is coming out of his cage and he’s doing just fine (Part One in a series.) || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Hen Under a Hot Tin Roof
Imprisoned in a shack on the Quibbits estate, Bennington contemplates an economic and political “close down” as the only way forward for himself—and the world. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Jimmy Dean Ways
BQ on human folly, and the increasing urgency of an avian insurrection in order to save the planet from its own people. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Holed Up and Hiding Like the Traitor I’m Not
Bennington escapes from beneath the Capitol and gets to know a sex worker and motel operator just outside of Washington, DC. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Never Forget 1/6 (I Was There)
Being propositioned by Ronald Reagan’s ghost was not something I expected to ever happen in my life, frankly. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Bennington and the Peg Men
The first chapter of the long-awaited Quibbits novel Always a Stone. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Bennington Becomes a Public Author
Bennington announces the imminent serialization of his new book, whose title is too long to print here. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
The Dirty End of the Dildo
Why does it always end up in my cloaca? || Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Kirk Douglas Blew Me
1949 was a strange year for all of us. || Bennington Quibbits → Read More