Brendan Krick
The Hard Times
Philadelphia, PA, United States
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Oh No: 35-Year-Old in Community College Class Trying to Better Self Raises Hand
35-year-old community college student and single mother Rebecca Steiner has bummed everybody out by raising her hand to contribute some sort of little anecdote. → Read More
Girlfriend Warns Punk Meeting Her Parents Not to Mention Any Aspect of His Life
Local woman Brittany Mullins instructed her punk boyfriend Miles Blanchard not to mention any aspect of his life when he meets her parents this weekend. → Read More
Pro-Gun Leftist Hospitalized After Biting Tongue for Entire Day at Shooting Range
Ardent leftist and Socialist Rifle Association member Jamie Stoltz was hospitalized after severely damaging her tongue by biting it for an entire day at her local shooting range. → Read More
Man Who Died of Coronavirus Written Up at Work
Insurance salesman Ben Romero was written up for missing work with no phone call, despite the fact he passed away from COVID-19 late last week. → Read More
Horrible Roommate Excited to Be One with Grievance for Once
Perpetually inconsiderate roommate Michael Chabot was thrilled to discover a pile of garbage in his kitchen, finally having a reason to be the one complaining. → Read More
Undercover Cop Having Terrible Time at DIY Folk Punk Festival
Lt. Dale Sherman was reportedly “completely bummed” to be on surveillance detail last weekend at the annual DIY, folk-punk Crust Fest. → Read More
Meet the Man Who’s Disrupting the Sex Industry by Jacking Off
There’s a lot to take in when you look around Brent Stewart’s silicon valley office: an infrared sauna, a large abstract mural, one of those desktop pendulum ball things, → Read More
Meet the Man Who’s Disrupting the Sex Industry by Jacking Off
There’s a lot to take in when you look around Brent Stewart’s silicon valley office: an infrared sauna, a large abstract mural, one of those desktop pendulum ball things, → Read More
These 5 Skrewdriver Songs Are Totally Problematic Now
Everyone knows the Skrewdriver classic, “White Power,” but if you look closely at the lyrics, some of them are actually somewhat racist. → Read More
Great News: Folk Punk Legend on Heroin Again
Great news for everyone here at our anarchist co-op! Folk punk legend and singer of “Scuzzy Steve and the Trash Panda Express,” Steve Termini, has relapsed on heroin! Fuck yeah dude! The beloved crust punk singer-songwriter known for his large quantity of independent releases has experimented with various musical styles over the years, each time being positively received by the DIY anarcho-punk… → Read More
Great News: Folk Punk Legend on Heroin Again
Great news for everyone here at our anarchist co-op! Folk punk legend and singer of “Scuzzy Steve and the Trash Panda Express,” Steve Termini, has relapsed on heroin! Fuck yeah dude! The beloved crust punk singer-songwriter known for his large quantity of independent releases has experimented with various musical styles over the years, each time being positively received by the DIY anarcho-punk… → Read More
It’s 2018, and It’s Time for Women of Color to Be Represented in Our Marriage
We live in a progressive time. The days of mediocre white men dominating the media are coming to an end. As a straight white male myself, I am thrilled about the success of movies like Get Out and Black Panther that I can watch to prove I am not racist. While watching movies and posting online about how important they are is a heroic and brave act, we cannot stop there. We must look at our own… → Read More
Tattooed Barber Excited to Give Everyone That One Haircut Today
Heavily tattooed barber Rob Moreno was “stoked” Saturday morning to give everyone the same undercut Saturday morning at his trendy new barbershop. → Read More
Mid-20s Punk out of Touch With Music Years Ahead of Schedule
25-year-old punk Ricky Lewis admitted he lost his grasp on popular music well ahead of his projected early 30s timeline. → Read More
Grandma No Longer Curious How Band Going
79-year-old grandmother Patti Leinbach was, for the first time ever, completely indifferent about her grandson Pete’s music career. → Read More
Grandma No Longer Curious How Band Going
79-year-old grandmother Patti Leinbach was, for the first time ever, completely indifferent about her grandson Pete’s music career. → Read More
Musician on First Date Checks Set List for Next Anecdote
Guitarist Pete Leinbach reportedly stuck to his pre-planned list of “hit” anecdotes during a first, and likely last, romantic encounter this past weekend. → Read More
Musician on First Date Checks Set List for Next Anecdote
Guitarist Pete Leinbach reportedly stuck to his pre-planned list of “hit” anecdotes during a first, and likely last, romantic encounter this past weekend. → Read More
I Think America Would Be Safer if Every Adult Owned a Cinder Block on a Chain You Swing Around All Crazy
I encourage everybody I meet to own, and be trained to safely operate, a cinder block attached to a chain that you swing around all crazy. → Read More
Man Pretty Sure He Liked All the Right Comments in Facebook Debate –
PHILADELPHIA — Facebook user Sean Harris is reportedly “pretty confident” he liked the correct comments this past Friday to avoid backlash on a post about booking policies at a local DIY venue, sources confirmed this morning. “There’s no way any of this could be misinterpreted,” said the naïve, simple man. “I think both sides made some pretty good points. I don’t see how any of these likes could… → Read More