Hallie Bateman
The New York Times
New York, NY, United States
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Past articles by Hallie:
A Eulogy for Crayola’s Dandelion
Let us mourn the loss of the yellow crayon — and look forward to something new. → Read More
Today in Dogs: Every Dog I Saw Today
Every day has its dog. → Read More
My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever: Off the Market
Some people say they have no regrets. I regret things about this morning. (Also yesterday morning. Pretty much any morning.) Show me a person with no regrets and I'll show you someone who hasn't considered all the possibilities. It’s ... → Read More
My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever: Off the Market
by Joe Berkowitz and Hallie BatemanSome people say they have no regrets. I regret things about this morning. (Also yesterday morning. Pretty much any morning.) Show me a person with no regrets and I’ll show you someone who ... → Read More
Some Mild Suggestions for Donald Trump's Hair
by Hallie Bateman“I would love to crop it short on the sides, keep the top a bit long. I think we’d really need to move him away from that weird orange color. Maybe give him some highlights — not ... → Read More
New York Limericks
In Red Hook there was a young lad Who couldn’t help but be sad; Despite his intent, He couldn’ ... → Read More
A Critic’s Guide to New York City’s Best Climbing Trees
A few ideas on where to hang out during the waning days of summer. → Read More
Why I'm Busy
Hallie Bateman is a freelance illustrator and cartoonist based in Brooklyn. She is on Twitter and Instagram. She doesn't want your attention but she needs it. → Read More
Ever experience pangs of guilt when ordering at a restaurant? This comic will feel a little too real
Welcome to The Last Honest Restaurant, where all of the food is deliciously horrible. → Read More
What Happens When You Try To Stay Silent For 10 Days
Staying silent for a 10-day retreat was as hard as it was rewarding. → Read More
The Songs of the Subway
I started drawing and recording subway musicians in February 2014, and continued for the rest of the year. This is a selection of the artists I came across. Please forgive me for not formally collecting names and permissions. I was just doing these on the fly, in the middle of my commute, and didn’t think about it. → Read More
A List Of Cockblocks
Your emotional unavailability. → Read More
How To Do Your Taxes
Hallie Bateman is a freelance illustrator and cartoonist based in Brooklyn. She is on Twitter and Instagram. She doesn't want your attention but she needs it. → Read More
The Shopping Games
Hallie Bateman is a freelance illustrator and cartoonist based in Brooklyn. She is on Twitter and Instagram. She doesn't want your attention but she needs it. ... → Read More
Coming to Terms With Your Happiness
Hallie Bateman suffers from Chronic Doodling Syndrome, which is less gross than it sounds. She lives in Oakland, and staves off death illustrating for The Bygone Bureau, PandoDaily, and others. She also tweets. → Read More