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Past articles by Rooster:
Our Dinner with Bennington
The Quibbitses finally reconcile and bring Bennington back where he belongs: the family dinner table. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Big Love, Chicken Love
The Quibbits conclude their quest to get Bennington back home. But is it for the better? || Rooster, Monica, and Bennington Quibbits → Read More
Bringing Bennington Home
Part one in a limited event series: Mission Bennington. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Spur-Clawing Out of My Own House
My wife won’t let me leave to visit my cousin. I’m taking things into my own claws. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
How to Skin a Charlie Horse
My time with a hog chiropractor and his miracle spur claw cures. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
I Played Macho
One of 11, but I was the one who got to wake Clint Eastwood up from his nap. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Missing a Man I Never Met
I’m so sad about Norm Macdonald, but I never met him. My wife thinks this is strange. Why? || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
My Wife Won’t Get Vaccinated and It’s Tearing Us Apart
Monica is an anti-vaxxer, and I’m losing my mind. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Buck Breaking with Nancy Olson
Working in Hollywood as an animal actor in the 1950s was not fun—except when we got pet. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
The Quibbits Go Back to the Movies
With the help of Wally Coyote, the Marshfield Mariner, and Hanover Mall Cinemas 10. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Roo and Benny’s Better Days
Stalking a publisher’s house to submit writing is completely acceptable—never stop hustling! || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
For Donald Rumsfeld (A Friend)
Mourning the loss of a man who was far from evil, and more importantly, very good to me. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Our New Grocery Store Sucks
Whose bright idea was it to put cats and rabbits on a rotisserie in the middle of Marshfield Hills? || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Marianne Williamson Should Post My Picture on Twitter
She hasn’t yet. Why? I’m a good bird. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Don’t Call Me Rooster
Call me Chivo from now on. I mean it. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
My Agent is Sleeping With My Wife
Rooster gets cucked by his agent Maury, and doesn’t appear to care all that much. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Lord I Could Eat at the Murder Restaurant
The 1990s were comfortable and free—so much so that I (a bird) went into a Manhattan McDonald’s for lunch one clear spring day. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Snails Lack Ambition and Vigor
RQ meets a slow, slimy friend by his mailbox while his wife sleeps for half a week, recovering from her trip aboard Air Force One. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Chickens is a Beautiful Thing
RQ isn’t at all worried about the nearly 10-day absence of his wife Monica, so he sings (in sorrow). || Rooster Quibbits → Read More
Old Long Since
Rooster wishes all of you a Happy New Year—except Bennington, who remains haram and a shonda. || Rooster Quibbits → Read More