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Andy Borowitz humorously jokes that Donald Trump finds President Joe Biden to be a disgrace for needing the help of his son Hunter Biden to get impeached. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes about Fox News’ claim that a leaked Tucker Carlson text message about “how white men fight” contributed to its decision to fire him. → Read More
Although preparations are in the primordial stage, the two right-wing icons said that the realm would exist outside the normal bounds of time and space. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that Tucker Carlson claims to have checked himself into a rehab facility after text messages showed the former Fox personality telling the truth. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that Fox News is replacing Tucker Carlson, who recently left the network, with a lying chatbot. → Read More
Andy Borowitz humorously satirizes Elon Musk financially falling below Justice Clarence Thomas, who is currently under fire for failing to disclose luxury gifts. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that Elon Musk believes the scourge of remote work is the reason for the explosion that occurred during SpaceX’s inaugural Starship launch. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that the Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, has pivoted from attacking Disney to attacking the Smurfs, presumably because of their blue color. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that Fox News has been forced to sell Representative Kevin McCarthy, owing to the network’s large Dominion Voting Systems settlement. → Read More
“We had a very, very strong case and would not have writhed like snivelling scoundrels on the witness stand,” the Fox News host said. → Read More
Andy Borowitz riffs on Dominion’s defamation trial against Fox News, and the substantial amount of makeup that Fox News anchors typically wear. → Read More
Fox’s lawyers believe that the decision to put Guilfoyle on the air is conclusive proof that the network’s brass cannot be held responsible for their actions. → Read More
Calling her post as Associate Justice “a job I’ve loved for the past three decades,” she said, “I’m hopping mad that Clarence would do anything to jeopardize that.” → Read More
Andy Borowitz humorously riffs on the Ohio congressman Jim Jordan and his recent subpoenas, despite he himself defying a subpoena in regard to the January 6th Capitol riot. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokingly links Ginni Thomas to the QAnon Shaman, in the wake of new reports that she and Clarence Thomas accepted lavish gifts from a megadonor. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that the millions of Americans who have paid off adult-film stars feel threatened by the recent charges against Donald Trump. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes about Matt Gaetz—whose payments to a sex trafficker put him under scrutiny recently—feeling nervous after Trump’s hush-money indictment. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that Melania Trump has reacted dispassionately to the indictment of her husband, Donald Trump, on criminal charges. → Read More
Andy Borowitz humorously satirizes Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has made antisemitic remarks in the past, as having eaten a Hebrew National hot dog in New York. → Read More
“If this cabal of Manhattan élites think that they’re going to get away with not indicting me, they are gravely mistaken,” Lake said. → Read More