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The former President appears to demonstrate reading comprehension at a rudimentary level, decoding letters as they combine to form words and sentences. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that the failed political candidate Kari Lake has appointed herself leader of the Wagner Group, after Yevgeny Prigozhin’s departure for Belarus. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes about the recent news that the U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito went on a secret fishing trip with the billionaire Paul Singer. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes about a Fox News interview with Donald Trump, in which the ex-President clashed with Bret Baier over his mishandling of classified documents. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes about Donald Trump skipping out on the check at the Cuban restaurant he visited after his second arraignment this year, in Miami, Florida. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that sensitive documents have been stolen from a federal court in Miami, where the ex-President Donald Trump appeared for his arraignment. → Read More
“It was the last thing I needed, especially after climbing over all of those boxes to get to my table,” an irritated patron said. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokingly imagines the former drug lord Joaquín (El Chapo) Guzmán using the same rhetoric as Donald Trump, who was recently indicted for a second time. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokingly imagines a campaign rally for the former Vice-President Mike Pence, after he recently announced his 2024 Presidential bid. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes about the former Vice-President Mike Pence’s run for President against Donald Trump, to whom he has been abjectly loyal in the past. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that Mike Pence, a conservative Christian presumptive 2024 Republican Presidential contender, has nothing to offer but sex appeal. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokingly writes about the former governor of New Jersey Chris Christie, and his plans to announce a 2024 Republican Presidential campaign. → Read More
Andy Borowitz humorously claims that streaming difficulties during Ron DeSantis’s Presidential-bid announcement, via Twitter, was caused by a pudding-related issue. → Read More
According to an aide, the campaign considered a shortlist of other foils, including Mickey Rourke, Dennis Rodman, and Ginni Thomas. → Read More
Andy Borowitz makes fun of Florida’s right-wing governor, who has signed bills into law that target drag shows and who is currently being sued by Disney. → Read More
Across the state, residents indicated a desperate desire to join Disney in its departure. → Read More
The teacher claimed that she thought it was “O.K.” to show the incendiary film because the character in question was a deer. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that the New York congressman George Santos, who was charged this week with fraud and lying, now claims that he isn’t even a real person. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes about an unprecedented wave of accountability for liars, in reference to recent news about Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, and George Santos. → Read More
Andy Borowitz jokes that George Santos, the indicted U.S. congressman for New York, is claiming to be a basketball player for the N.B.A.’s Los Angeles Lakers. → Read More