Monica Heisey
The Guardian
Toronto, ON, Canada
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Past articles by Monica:
A joyless trudge? No, thanks: why I am utterly sick of ‘going for a walk’
As a Canadian living in the UK, there’s one thing I still don’t get about the British: what’s so great about trudging through a muddy field to nowhere? → Read More
Dear Harry and Meghan, Some Friendly Canadian Advice
For one thing, stick with Drake. → Read More
I Can’t Even Trust Myself Anymore
I buy padded headbands I don’t need. I cancel plans I want to go to. I act like a better person than I am. The algorithms have broken my brain. → Read More
'I was an ex-wife. Time to become a hot ex-wife': how I found myself at Spin class
At my first class I felt like a walking ‘before’ picture, surrounded by ‘afters’. Then the instructor turned the lights off, and I became a convert → Read More
Ed Sheeran? Incest? Ice dragons? How Game of Thrones might end
As the show concludes, there are multiple directions its final chapter could take. None of which are listed below → Read More
Big, Blahniks and book stacks: imagining Carrie Bradshaw's Instagram
Sex and the City’s shoe-loving star returned to TV in a beer commercial. But what would a 2019 Carrie’s socials look like? → Read More
So, You’ve Wandered Into a Too-Expensive Store
The important thing is not to panic. → Read More
Frasier, Absolutely Fabulous and Joey: the dos and don’ts of TV spin offs
As The Good Wife and 24 keep to the maxim of ‘old characters, new show’, we run through the rules in a reimagined TV universe → Read More
Ten Cute Ways to Distract People From the Fact That Your Life Is Falling Apart
Hide your credit card debt in soups and succulents. → Read More
Getting a Job, a Short Story by Your Parents
An excerpt from longtime VICE contributor and Broadly editor-at-large Monica Heisey's new book, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Better.' → Read More
Sex Hacks for People Who Can't Get Enough of Life Hacks
If you like crafting with toilet rolls, you'll love these 13 surefire ways to efficiently maximize intercourse with your sexual partner. → Read More
We Talked to the Scientist Who Just Discovered the Perfect Penis
Dr. Nicole Prause is the head of the research team that used 3D printed phalluses to find women's ideal penis size. We spoke to her about her findings and her plans for the future. → Read More
We Talked to the Scientist Who Just Discovered the Perfect Penis
Dr. Nicole Prause is the head of the research team that used 3D printed phalluses to find women's ideal penis size. We spoke to her about her findings and her plans for the future. → Read More
The Freelance Diet and Exercise Program
An excerpt from Monica Heisey's new book, "I Can't Believe It's Not Better." → Read More
Looks For The Very End Of Summer
"I know these sunglasses are too small for my face and I'm okay with it." → Read More
A Factual and Emotional History of the Burrito
I ate my first burrito after my first boyfriend broke up with me. This is our story. (Me and the burrito.) → Read More
I Have No Idea How to Get Dressed for Work
Looking professional is a job in itself. → Read More
Amy Schumer: comedy's viral queen
From photobombing weddings to attacking sexism, everything she touches turns to gold – but not all her comedy is as surefooted as her celebrated sketches → Read More
Nude beaches in America: a guide for career nudists and amateurs
Before you head out into the surf with nothing but a smile and SPF cream to protect you, there are a few things you should know → Read More
How To Kiss, How To Talk To Your Co-Workers, And How To Internet
A Lady explains it all. → Read More