Dan Burns
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Why are students getting drunk and jumping into hedges all of a sudden?
We’re calling it hedging. That’s not sexual, right? → Read More
We asked boys what’s on their sex playlists and now all music is banned, forever
It’s safe to say Catfish and the Bottlemen is the least horny music in the world → Read More
The differences between Hallam and Uni Of, from someone who has been to both
There is seemingly a class war between The University of Sheffield and Sheffield Hallam and it is baffling. Students at both universities pay way over the odds each year for a degree that is exactly the same as the other, save the name and university. BA, BSc, University of Sheffield, Sheffield Hallam, they're all the same in the long run because guess what – we're all being ripped off by the… → Read More
Two of Joana Burns’ friends jailed for giving her the MDMA which killed her
They were given six months and two and a half years → Read More
Nick Clegg’s talk at Sheffield Uni has been cancelled due to ‘security concerns’
It is currently unclear as to what these security concerns are → Read More
Nick Clegg’s talk at Sheffield Uni has been cancelled due to ‘security concerns’
It is currently unclear as to what these security concerns are → Read More
I Quit Alcohol During University For The Sake Of My Mental Health
It takes nerve to walk up to a bar and confidently say the word ‘mocktail’ without feeling like an idiot, but I couldn’t recommend it enough → Read More
Only two UK universities have compulsory consent classes, Tab investigation reveals
Seven universities are not running consent classes → Read More
LSE students call for university to remove anti-homeless benches on campus
The benches are designed to reduce ‘anti-social behaviour’ → Read More
This is what it’s like to move in with your girlfriend at uni
Has the magic gone, you ask? How can the magic leave when you have a toilet roll rota → Read More
Nearly two thirds of uni halls cost more than the minimum student loan
Living in a basic Manchester room would leave you £9 to live on → Read More
How could VAR improve nights out?
‘And they are reviewing the bank’s decision to take £60 of contactless payments from their bank account’ → Read More
I put Henderson’s Relish on all of my meals for a week, but how would it taste?
Imagine how much free advertising they’re getting out of this → Read More
Everything you go through as a uni student, as told by Kanye West tweets
Guys, Kanye is at it again. Kanye West – professional Kanye West impersonator, rapper, and apparently a Trump supporter – is back in the spotlight again after returning to Twitter with a series of nonsensical tweets, including one that appears confirm his endorsement of everyone's favourite Impractical Jokers prank gone-too-far – Donald Trump. But what if we take Kanye's tweets and apply them to… → Read More
I only ate food from the reduced section for an entire week, but would it kill me?
And I lived to tell the tale, clearly, as I’m writing this right now → Read More
I paid someone online to write my essay for me, but would it fool my lecturer?
For £64.63 you too can sack off your essay and get back to doing what you do best – absolutely nothing → Read More
A critical analysis of Pointless and The Chase
In a world increasingly divided by Brexit and Trump, TV is a distraction from inevitable nuclear war, the crushing weight of existence, and Walkers wanting to replace Salt & Vinegar with Lime & Black Pepper crisps. However, one divisive TV question threatens to bubble over and spill into everyday society. That conflict is this – which is better, Pointless or The Chase? Format The Chase… → Read More