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Movies Where Everybody's Completely Oblivious (VIDEO)
"Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to discuss how everybody in Star Wars, Game of Thrones, and every other Sci-Fi and Fantasy series are STUPID. → Read More
5 Forgotten Actually Scary Scooby-Doo Moments (VIDEO)
Ruh Roh. → Read More
4 Background Characters That Deserve Their Own Solo Movies (VIDEO)
Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Marvel are so obsessed with their MAIN characters, they totally forget the most interesting characters are ones we only get to see for a brief second. Thankfully "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain on Cracked are here to fix all that and probably save Hollywood who knows? → Read More
4 Live-Action Anime Movies Better Than The Original Anime (In Some Ways) (VIDEO)
Wait, stop hitting me! → Read More
4 Movie Franchises You're Enjoying Wrong, Dummy (VIDEO)
DC movies, Game of Thrones, Star Wars, and The Matrix are all fine, but they're better if you stop watching the movies and explore the other parts of the fandom. Thankfully "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain on Cracked are here to show you how. → Read More
15 Perfect Polish Sayings We Should Add To Our Vocabulary
Why settle for the norm when these words are ripe to use? → Read More
4 Weirdest Stories From The History Of Farts
Stories of human flatulence have etched themselves onto the chronicle of humanity with deadly accuracy and at wind-breaking speed. → Read More
Cracked Goes To Japan: 4 Drastic Differences Of Japanese Television
There's a lot less anime and nudity than you're expecting. → Read More
4 Obscure Anime That Fixed The Stupid Live-Action Versions (VIDEO)
Host: Jesse Eisemann Writer: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz Editor: David Brown Cezary's Twitter is riiiight here. Watch David’s other work here. Also, catch Jesse on Twitter. Be sure to subscribe to Cracked's YouTube channel to check out episodes of our new and classic series, like Your Brain On Cracked, Honest Ads, Long Story Short(ish), Movies Remade For $20, Cracked Movie Club, Movie Math, Wait A… → Read More
The Secret Meaning Behind Every Dragon Ball Z Character Name (VIDEO)
Ah, yes. The milk gang! → Read More
4 Movies Too Dumb To Notice They Ended In Bloodshed (VIDEO)
Sometimes movies like Despicable Me and Minority Report end RIGHT before a horrific tragedy they set up. As usual, "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain on Cracked are going to show those endings. → Read More
We Gender Swapped Snu Snu And Should Probably Go To Jail (VIDEO)
How much would Futurama's Snu Snu episode really change if we gender swapped most of the main characters? Would it actually change or do we just THINK it would because of inherent gender role biases? Ali Gordon investigates. → Read More
4 Genius Ways To Sneak Dirty Jokes Into Movies (VIDEO)
Wanna learn how the pros sneak filth into movies like Cars, Willy Wonka, and Beauty and the Beast? Good news! "Doctor" Jordan Breeding and Your Brain on Cracked have got you covered. → Read More
Why Is American Chocolate So Gross? (VIDEO)
Hey, at least the child slaves are all grown up now! → Read More
4 Better Versions Of Your Favorite Movies And Shows (VIDEO)
Tired of J.K. Rowling? We've got you covered. → Read More
5 Reasons Why 'Batman Beyond' Has Endured All These Years
Does 'Batman Beyond' still hold up? → Read More
Reasons To Be Excited About The New 'Justified' Limited Series
Like bourbon, the original show tasted like a warm summer day, and we want another shot, dammit. → Read More
'Bob's Burgers' Movie Trailer Is A Reminder Of Why The Show's Great
To many fans around the world, the feel-good show is their … angel … dust? No, wait, sorry, that’s a drug … → Read More
Sure Feels Like 'The Batman's Just Redoing 'Dark Knight Rises'
In Hollywood’s defense, only like four Batman stories were created during the … 83 years of the character’s existence. → Read More
The Weird, Convoluted Origin of Blade
The famous vampire hunter has like four fathers and one of them is Spider-Man. → Read More