Darren Miller
Funny Or Die
Los Angeles, CA, United States
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Past articles by Darren:
How To Be A Jerk To Yourself w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 8)
Now, more than ever, it’s important to stay connected to your friends so you can be a jerk to them anywhere, any time. → Read More
How To Be A Jerk To Your Friends w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 7)
Now, more than ever, it’s important to stay connected to your friends so you can be a jerk to them anywhere, any time. → Read More
How To Be A Jerk To Your Neighbors w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 6)
The biggest jerk in your building took this master class and now you can too! → Read More
How To Be A Jerk When You Travel w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 5)
When spreading a deadly virus is no longer a thing, you’ll need to get back to basics to be a jerk when you travel. → Read More
How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)
Being a good parent is hard. But thanks to this class, being a shitty parent is easy! → Read More
How To Be A Jerk In A Relationship w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 1)
Brie Summers (Amanda Cerny) reprioritized her life and put in the work to become a full time piece of shit. Now you can too by following her step-by-step guides! → Read More
An Honest Dentist Ad
Your semi-annual dentist appointment is FINALLY HERE. Get HYPED for the twice-a-year experience that’s basically torture. → Read More
I Was Excited For My Baby’s First Words Until He Blamed Me For Climate Change
Apparently he didn’t choose to be brought into a world with this much impending doom and that’s MY fault → Read More
How To Perfect The Thanksgiving Sandwich With Leftover Food And Regret
Get some thick bread and re-live all the brown food and emotional discomfort you had with your family last night! → Read More
How To Solve A Rubik’s Cube (And Avoid Your Real Problems)
A step-by-step guide to solving the puzzle, creating a false sense of control that wont solve any of your actual problems → Read More
Trump Supporter Dating App Has Issues, Like Leaking User Data on Day One
It’s a terrific dating app. The best. It has the best security. → Read More
Fyre Festival Founder Lucks Out By Going To Prison Instead of Fyre Festival
We compare the conditions he’ll face in his 6 year prison sentence to conditions at Fyre Festival → Read More
Jimmy Butler Is Living All Our Work Rage Fantasies
Basketball star Jimmy Butler just trashed his whole team while beating the starters with bench players → Read More
The 5 Best Things To Look At While Listening To Today’s Best Podcasts
Podcasts are perfect for your ears, but completely neglect your eyes. We have a solution. → Read More
How To Accept That Cheese Tea Is Now A Thing
It’s only a matter of time before you love it, no matter how much you think you’ll hate it → Read More
Kylie Jenner Tried Milk and Cereal for the First Time, Changing Her Life, The World
Key takeaways from this momentous event → Read More
Vote On How The World Will End!
At this point it’s pretty clear that somehow, we’re all gonna die together. VOTE ON HOW! → Read More
Didn’t You JUST Shampoo Already, Like 2 Minutes Ago? An Investigative Report
The shampoo in your hand feels really familiar. Maybe you’re just remembering from last time you showered? It’s time to get to the bottom of this. → Read More
The Great Scooter War of 2018 Is Upon Us
San Francisco is allowing SOME scooters back into the city, and it’s NOT who you think... → Read More
We Edited These 9 Dumb Headlines About Food
1) Spoiler Alert Here’s the real reason this EXECUTIVE (can you imagine???) had the AUDACITY to leave her job for cauliflower-crust pizza. What an inspiring, life-affirming re-invention. 2) Am I doing this right? Intermittent fasting is a fashion trend, I’m pretty sure. Anyway, it’s great. I love it! Go, Silicon Valley, go! 3) Sorry, this headline about oil hopes it hasn’t caused you too much… → Read More