Jamie Loftus
Paste Magazine
Los Angeles, CA, United States
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Past articles by Jamie:
The Scholarly Pursuit of Shrek: 20 Years of Ogres and Irony
How did Shrek become the king of memes? → Read More
Why Am I in a Hotel Room With Mensa?
In which Mensa leadership tries to convince Jamie Loftus that the members making death threats towards her won't actually harm her. → Read More
Mensa Update: One of Them Threatened to Kill Me and I Got Kicked Off Twitter Again, IDK
Mensa members take their boob thread seriously. → Read More
#Girlbosses and the Stupid Idiot Men Who Welcome Them
Don't forget who made these disgraced #girlbosses possible in the first place. → Read More
Why There Was a Poo Poo in My Toilet For So Long
For over three months. → Read More
Jamie Loftus Escapes the Shadow of the Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider's back. Again. And Comedy Central's Jamie Loftus was at the big reveal for Paste. → Read More
Make Them Leave 2: In Which They Come Back
Sexual misconduct accusations are once again barely a bump in the road for most successful men. → Read More
Falling Out of Love With Tonya Harding
I only wanted to see the part of her that made me feel validated. → Read More
Good News, They Let Dumb Sluts into Mensa Now
Now is, quite possibly, the stupidest time for Mensa to exist. → Read More
I Will Not Get Into Mensa and Who the Hell Cares (I Do)
Here's what you might already know about Mensa: it doesn't actually mean that much. → Read More
Migos Work Hard and Only Play EA, Apparently
Migos work hard, and when they play they play EA, they told us after an EA press event. → Read More
Creatures and the Women Who Want to Bang Them
An intellectual inquiry into fishmen and sexy robots. → Read More
Inside the Existential Abyss of a Pornographic Anime Game
This game is ridiculous in nature but has real-life implications. → Read More
Every Calamitous, Horny Thought I Had at Spongebob Squarepants: The Musical, in Chronological Order
I can't believe Squidward is married. → Read More
Fear, Heartbreak: Teachers React to Florida School Shooting
25 teachers react to the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting and talk about what's next, how to take action. → Read More
The Olympics Stole My Twitter and I'm Salty About It
Jamie's really sorry, Olympics. → Read More
An Early Look at Adam Sandler's Next Four Netflix Movies
Who will land the coveted role of Fart Grandma? → Read More
The Valentine's Day Drama with My Boyfriend, the Snowboard Emoji
My boyfriend the snowboard emoji stole my credit card and moved to Korea. → Read More
Jessica Williams: Self-Care Through The Sims
What you need to know is that Jessica Williams contains multitudes. She’s a comedy pioneer, she’s one of the high priestesses of podcasting, she’s the star of this year’s The Incredible Jessica James, and—wait for it—she plays The Sims for a minimum of five hours a week. It’s this last detail that she wanted to talk about in advance of the new Sims game release. Unsurprisingly, the former Daily… → Read More
This Church Has Five Robots Inside: The Passion of Chuck E. Cheese
This church has five robots, most of them animals and one of them an Italian chef who drums. → Read More