Dan Fritschie
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15 Vince Vaughn Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame
‘Baby, you’re so money, and you don’t even know it’ → Read More
47 of the Best Charlie Day Moments on His 47th Birthday
The word ‘condom’ doesn’t really linguistically mean anything or make any sense. One theory is that Charles II had a physician, Dr. Condom, who prescribed him cloth models when he couldn’t stop having illegitimate children. But that story is probably fake. Dr. Condom, where are you? → Read More
The Funniest Jokes, Lines and Moments from ‘The Menu’
‘You will eat less than you desire and more than you deserve’ → Read More
The Funniest Jokes, Moments and Scenes from ‘Abbott Elementary’
‘I’m trying to teach my kindergartners the letter ‘C,’ and they are distracted by ‘Baby Shark.' It’s like ‘Back That Azz Up’ for kids’ → Read More
The 13 Best Jokes, Puns and Lines from ‘Wednesday’
‘I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast. Actually, I have an uncle who went to prison for that’ → Read More
A Completely Overthought Ranking of the 8 ‘Family Guy’ ‘Road To...’ Episodes
After 21 seasons, Family Guy has cemented its place in television history. With its nothing-is-sacred brand of irreverent humor and constant barrage of pop culture references, the show has always strived to subvert everyone’s expectations. But out of the 400 total episodes (and counting), there are eight in particular that we’re covering today: the “Road To…” episodes. These installments are… → Read More
15 of the Naughtiest (and Nicest) Christmas Jokes We Could Find
‘What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, because you can’t beat it’ → Read More
13 of the Best Jokes from This Week 12/17/22
‘‘Avatar’ is a way better movie when you realize it’s one man betraying his entire planet to clap some cheeks’ → Read More
10 Jokes About Santa and His Elves
Write these all down and leave them out with cookies, milk and handgun for Santa → Read More
10 of the Best Jokes from This Week 12/11/22
Twitter is somehow still around, even though it’s got a real 2002 Kmart vibe happening right now → Read More
67 of the Best Steven Wright Jokes on His 67th Birthday
Strip your voice of any indication that you’re alive and recite these over and over for Steven’s birthday — thanks → Read More
10 Jokes About Bosses Because We Want To Get Fired, Today
Hello, Unemployment! → Read More
10 of the Funniest Jokes from This Week 12/3/22
And only a couple are about Ye. → Read More
9 Of The Funniest Jokes From This Week 11/19/22
The Coca-Cola parody account for the win. → Read More
15 Chelsea Peretti Jokes for the Hall of Fame
“I’m Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.” → Read More
15 Dark Humor Jokes To Brighten Your Day
The Dahmer Netflix show is the world's longest Bud Light commercial, according to Drew Lynch. → Read More
14 Robin Williams Jokes for the Hall of Fame
No one has been, or ever will be able to fill his shoes, or those loud, patterned shirts. → Read More
The Greatest (and Most Groan-Worthy) Thanksgiving Jokes Ever Told
We’re talking turkey here, because how can we not? → Read More
Am I Funny? (How To Answer That Honestly)
Stare deep into the funhouse mirror and ask the question. → Read More
Stand-Up Comedians: 4 Realities Nobody Really Talks About
It's time to go behind the brick wall. → Read More