Joseph Longo
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New York, United States
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‘Justice League’ Snyder Cut: Amy Adams Doesn’t Deserve This
Amy Adams is back as Lois Lane in Zack Snyder’s version of Justice League on HBO Max. For fans of the acclaimed actress, the film doesn’t do her… justice → Read More
How to Use a Lube Shooter to Have the Best Anal Sex
When it comes to anal sex, a little lube on a dick isn’t going to cut it. Lube shooters help properly grease up the anal canal. Bottoms, you need to read this. → Read More
‘Made for Love’ HBO Max: The Best Pop Songs Used in Thrillers
Ray Romano reciting ‘Crazy in Love.’ Carey Mulligan singing ‘Stars Are Blind.’ Winston Duke crooning to ‘I Got 5 On It.’ Why pop songs are great for scary movies. → Read More
Are Sweater Vests Cool Again?
TikTok says they’re back. But are they actually? → Read More
Why Are House Shoes So Expensive? Let’s Slip on Some Answers.
Sure, you can buy a pair of faux-wool slippers for cheap. But true coziness comes at a cost. Let’s find out just why house shoes and slippers are so expensive. → Read More
The Slick Endeavor to Disrupt Big Lube
Most lube brands are targeted at gay men and cis women. Why is it that the sex product is so sexless? Now a new lube brand is trying to change who we think lube is for. → Read More
How to Stop Bland Shirtless Men From Ruining Your Instagram Explore Page
Instagram’s Explore page algorithm keeps feeding me bland shirtless men. Here’s how to get rid of the Instagays and boost your self-esteem in one simple click. → Read More
Tenniscore Is the New Style Serve
Andre Agassi, John McEnroe and other tennis legends have the best fits for pandemic spring 2.0. Prepare for short shorts and vibrant headbands this summer. → Read More
Dispo Boys Just Want to Take Film Photos on Their iPhones With You
Dispo is the new photo editing social media app by David Dobrik, and it’s popularized a whole new type of extremely online personality → Read More
The Tribe Has Spoken, and They Want the Sexy Jeff Probst Candle
TV merchandise is up in the pandemic as the “Get well soon” gifts business booms, turning a sexy Jeff Probst prayer candle into a ‘Survivor’ must-have → Read More
‘Real Housewives’ Are OnlyFans’ Biggest Celebrity Letdown
‘Real Housewives of New York’ stars Dorinda Medley and Sonja Morgan joined OnlyFans last year. Their accounts are uncharacteristically boring. → Read More
We’re All Dressing Like ‘Ugly Betty’ Now
Gucci owes ‘Ugly Betty’ a check. Today’s ugly fashion craze is proof that Betty Suarez had style all along — sorry, Wilhelmina Slater. → Read More
‘Love Life’: Why the TV Rom-Com Is Making a Comeback
Rom-coms were once the laughing stock of the box office — now we’re falling for them on streaming services, with ‘Love Life’, ‘Love, Victor’ and the rest → Read More
Your Cool Beard Isn’t Cool Anymore
A step above stubble, the filled-in but thin corporate beard is the new pandemic office uniform. It’s time to shave it off. → Read More
The Eternal Summer of the PacSun Guy
Aughts-era mall stores are trying to make a comeback. By looking at the eternal summer of PacSun guys, we can see why PacSun is the best of the crew. → Read More
How Chinos Finally Tore Apart at the Seams
Once a wartime favorite, thanks to a combination of working from home and evolving masculinity, chinos are no longer an All-American success story → Read More
Lady Gaga Chromatica Oreos, Reviewed: Not Out of This World
Help, I’m passed out on the couch from eating a pop star’s Pepto Bismol–pink cookies → Read More
Sorry, Millennials, MGMT Is Now Dad Rock
'Now That's What I Call Dad Rock' 2018: The term ‘dad rock’ now extends to mid-aughts indie-pop. Sorry, but you’re a dad now. Could that be a good thing? → Read More
Travis Barker Is Drumming Up Pop-Punk’s Gen Z Revival
The blink-182 drummer plays beau to Kourtney Kardashian and mentor to the TikTok generation — ushering in a punk comeback. I guess this is growing up? → Read More
How Bath Mats Got So Dirty
The humble bath mat is suddenly trendy decor — commodified for the always-online crowd with horny slogans and a ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ aesthetic → Read More