Colin Heasley
Timothy McSweeney
New York, NY, United States
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The Lunch Lady from the High School in Euphoria Announces This Week’s Menu
My hairnet is made out of two-hundred safety pins. My uniform has an underboob window and an overboob window. I am middle-aged (twenty-six) and wil... → Read More
List: Popular Thirst Traps Throughout History
20,000 BCE The first thirst traps were rudimentary paintings of animals on cave walls, because at the time, owning livestock was a way to attract f... → Read More
List: Famous Authors’ ASMR Props
Ernest Hemingway: a fish scaler Arthur Conan Doyle: tobacco pipe and matches Charles Dickens: a stiff chimney brush Charlotte Brontë: a child’s toy... → Read More
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Are You J. Crew, J. Jill, J. Mendel, or J. Edgar Hoover?
1. In your dream photoshoot you are accompanied by: A. Beautiful blond offspring and a trendy suitor. B. The wind. C. A bride. D. Anti-com... → Read More
Should You Eat The Snow?
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21 Times Tumblr Perfectly Captured The Realities Of Being Single
"I'm watching my figure for my new boyfriend, George...Glass.".. → Read More
Which U.S. Cabinet Office Should You Hold?
Are you more a Secretary of State or an Attorney General? → Read More
Can You Guess If These Craigslist Ads Are Real Or Fake?
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Can We Guess What You Were Like In Your Early Twenties?
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How Well Do You Actually Know Greek Mythology?
After a prophecy revealed that Zeus’s child would ascend over him, Zeus ate his first wife, Metis. He then developed a headache that, when his head was opened, gave birth to Athena. → Read More
35 Reasons Living In New York City Ruins You For Life
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49 Thoughts You Have When Watching "Clueless" For The First Time
Cher, stop trying to make "Monet" happen. It's not going to happen. → Read More
17 Heartwarming Christmas Stories That Will Make You Tear Up Every Time
"It's touching to know people do things not for praise but out of the goodness of their hearts.".. → Read More
Which "Home Alone" Villain Should You Hook Up With?
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Can We Guess Which U.S. Region You're Actually From?
♫ From the Redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters. ♫.. → Read More
Definitive Proof That Kate Middleton Is Secretly The Hair Flip Emoji
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22 Feminist Moments From 2014 That Restored Your Faith In Humanity
> I shouldn't have to hold my car keys in hand like a weapon & check over my shoulder every few seconds when I walk at night #YesAllWomen (And when a lot of people agreed with her and put Bad Feminist on the New York Times Best Seller list!) 7. When deputy leader of the British Labour party, Harriet Harman, wore a feminist T-shirt to the House of Commons. → Read More
How Well Do You Know The Lyrics To Taylor Swift's "1989"?
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21 Foolproof Ways To Instagram A Chestnut Praline Latte
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17 Memes Of Kim's Butt That May Actually Break The Internet
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