Timothy Burke, Burke Communications

Timothy Burke

Burke Communications

Tampa, FL, United States

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Past articles by Timothy:

Sam Darnold “Out Indefinitely” Generator

Viewers of this week's Monday Night Football broadcast may have noted a particularly odd graphic about Jets quarterback Sam Darnold: For fun I wrote a... → Read More

President Donald Trump, On Category 5 Hurricanes

Today Donald Trump stated in reference to Hurricane Dorian that "I'm not sure that I've even ever heard of a Category 5 [...] A Category 5 is something that I'm not even sure that I've ever heard the term." This despite the fact that four of them have occurred during his presidency, and all four... → Read More

Who Hugged Roger Goodell Longest At Last Night's NFL Draft?

Would you hug Roger Goodell? Is this a face that demands embrace? Probably not, assuming you’re not his spouse, or child, or one of the 32 men whose lifelong dreams of earning millions as a professional football player came true upon hearing the NFL commissioner read your name last night. → Read More

All the Times Trump Has Mentioned WikiLeaks, Which He Now Claims to ‘Know Nothing About’

Despite claiming no knowledge of Julian Assange's whistleblowing outlet, the president cited it 50+ times during his campaign against Hillary Clinton. → Read More

Senator Mike Lee, Reagan, a Machine Gun, and a Velociraptor

If the headline doesn’t make any sense to you, the entirety of the Utah senator’s argument against the Green New Deal won’t either. → Read More

ESPN Accidentally Spoils NCAA Women’s Bracket Hours Before Selection Show

The Worldwide Leader accidentally screened almost the entire bracket long before it was supposed to be public. → Read More

Newsmax TV Guest Uses Tucker Carlson Controversy to Rail Against #MeToo

Right-wing conspiracy theorist Larry Klayman calls Tucker Carlson ‘not a real conservative’ and says the #MeToo movement is ‘a way to jingle change.’ → Read More

Glenn Beck: Donald Trump Is the Last Male Role Model

The right-wing host compared the U.S. president to James Bond in a world where ‘we’ve taken alpha dogs and shot them all.’ → Read More

Oliver North's NRATV Targets Ocasio-Cortez, Warns She Will ‘Make America Weak Again’

The NRA president's new TV promo is a bit off-the-rails. → Read More

Alex Jones Is Still Talking About a Sandy Hook Conspiracy Theory

A lawsuit against the InfoWars host hasn’t stopped Alex Jones from ranting about the ‘real’ Sandy Hook ‘conspiracy.’ → Read More

Right-Wing News Outlet Calls for McCabe, Rosenstein to Be Waterboarded

Far-right network TruNews wants Justice Department officials, reporters, and even Jeff Sessions to face punishment under treason and sedition laws. → Read More

Eric Bolling Asks Congressman if Kamala Harris' ‘Blackness’ Is ‘Sexy or Not’

‘That's awful,’ replied Virginia Republican Denver Riggleman. → Read More

Far-Right Show TruNews Thinks There’s a Conspiracy to Censor Prayer Out of the National Prayer Breakfast

The right-wing news show has a theory why Trump’s prayer is missing from an archived feed of yesterday's prayer breakfast. → Read More

Dana Loesch: Only the NRA Can Stop ‘Existential Threat’ Kamala Harris, So Give Us Money Now

The NRA spokeswoman ranted about the ‘threat’ posted by Sen. Harris and how the gun-rights org are the only ones who can stop the march towards socialism. → Read More

Right-Wing Media Obsessed With Why Democrats Didn’t Clap Enough at Trump’s State of the Union

Conservative stars—mostly on Fox News, of course—seem particularly offended that congressional Democrats weren't enthusiastic enough about Trump's lengthy speech. → Read More

Fox Host Stuart Varney and Guest: Everyone Hates the Patriots Because of Racism

Varney agreed with Jason Whitlock’s race-based theory on why the NFL’s leading dynasty is so hated by fans of other teams. → Read More

2018: The Year in Trump Lies

Donald Trump uttered an astounding number of falsehoods in 2018. These are our favorites. → Read More

2018 in Review: Tucker Carlson vs. Tucker Carlson

If you didn’t tune into his Fox News program this year, we’ve got the highlights. → Read More

Nike Posts Huge Earnings After Kaepernick Ad, Leaving Egg on These Right-Wing Pundits’ Faces

Right-wing pundits predicted doom for Nike after making Colin Kaepernick the face of a new ad campaign, only to see the company post huge quarterly earnings. → Read More

Cohen’s Plea Makes Fox News Look Silly, Again

Fox News has long dismissed Robert Mueller’s investigation as a “sham,” even though the convictions keep racking up. → Read More