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April Siese


New Orleans, LA, United States

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Past articles by April:

Trump thinks a government shutdown would be cool as hell

Nobody else thinks this. → Read More

Larry King gets cucked by a vape pen

It was cucumber-flavored. → Read More

Peepaw proves he can count backwards

To celebrate Christmas, the president did math. → Read More

11 states will run out of money for children's healthcare program CHIP by December 31

Millions of children will lose out on CHIP if Congress doesn't act fast. → Read More

Black Friday brawls shutter malls early, cause festive chaos

Make America Brawl Again. → Read More

Trump's Thanksgiving address to the Coast Guard or line from a porno?

Donald Trump began his Thanksgiving by addressing the Coast Guard in Riviera Beach, Florida. Unsurprisingly, he didn’t make a lick of sense. Sentences were as incomplete as the meal packs of sad sandwiches and lackluster potato chips Trump was handing to the Coast Guard members forced to endure his rambling. You probably missed it while you were flipping tables at your pervy Great Uncle who… → Read More

Russian central bank official tried to schedule dinner date between Trump and Putin

The email subject: "Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite." → Read More

Florida's Democratic Party chief steps down amid sexual harassment allegations

Another one bites the dust. → Read More

CEO of Puerto Rico's power utility resigns with majority of island lacking power

Two months after Hurricane Maria, over half the island remains without electricity. → Read More

Jared Kushner can't fill out a form to save his life

And he still doesn't have a permanent security clearance. → Read More

Defense Department retweets demand for Trump's resignation

The Pentagon....... welcome to the resistance. → Read More

Roy Moore would rather talk about hemorrhoids than address sexual assault allegations

What an ass. → Read More

Watch Mitch McConnell's remorseless beady eyes while he ignores questions about Roy Moore

Coward. → Read More

Trump cucked into dressing like everyone else at APEC

President Beta. → Read More

Kansas City man answers detective's questions with aggressive farts

"Mr. Sykes continued to be flatulent and I ended the interview." → Read More

Roy Moore ruled that 'minor children will be detrimentally affected' by lesbians

Says the man who forced minors to touch his dick. → Read More

Former 'Mad Men' writer accuses showrunner Matthew Weiner of sexual harassment

"He told me that I owed it to him to let him see me naked." → Read More

Mueller grills Stephen Miller about helping Trump fire Comey

Reince Priebus and Sean Spicer were also interviewed on throwback Thursday. → Read More

Trump's longtime bodyguard to be questioned about the piss dossier

So was Trump hydrated or nah? → Read More

Steve Bannon's endorsement doesn't mean shit, polls say

Trump's still does, though. → Read More