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Past articles by Monica:
Breakfast Dope
Monica and Bennington bond while Rooster goes on “book leave.” || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Illegal Antics on the Private Plane
The wife’s side of the private plane ride to save Bennington Quibbits. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
No Cheese on Our Macs, Please
We're lost in Kentucky. We're eating Big Macs in parking lots. Help. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
My Time in Texas 1973
I participated in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, but wasn’t involved in the real killing. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Eat As Much As You Want To
It’s your body, so I say pig out—even if you’re a pig. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Donald Rumsfeld Was a National Hero
In a new series called Beak/Counterbeak, Monica and her husband Rooster debate the merits of the former Secretary of Defense. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Don’t Call My Husband Chivo
Call him by his name: Rooster Rutherford Quibbits. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Monica Has Abducted Her Husband
Someone please go to the Quibbits residence in Massachusetts, we’re publishing this under duress. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
For Shelley (a Friend)
MQ remembers Shelley Duvall, still alive and looking better than she did on Dr. Phil in 2016. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Flying High with Joe and Kamala
Celebrating a new day in the skies with my friends, two of my favorite people, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
The Global Spur Claw
Monica cleanses herself of imperialist guilt a week before the serialization of Bennington’s novel begins. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Big Birds in Tall Trees Made of Money
My husband ghostwrote American Pie, and it haunts him every day of his life. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Show Us the Camps
Monica protests outside of a Dairy Queen and a McDonald’s demanding to see photos of the factory farms where flightless birds are bred and murdered. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Good Morning, Sunday Morning
Democracy was better when people knew less. Disagree? Then I think you should be in jail. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
The Stock Market is Killing Us All
I usually write about old friends. Today I destroy an old enemy. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Deep Dish Monica
Let’s get down to strategy, life advice: max out your credit cards and cry for Herman Cain. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
Polkadot Polly’s Coat of Arms
One bird helps another in walking the “streets” of 1500s jungle. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
From Austria with Love (Except for TERFs)
The pandemic and the riots haven't quelled a bigger problem: avian misogyny. || Monica Quibbits → Read More
A Pox on Your Throats
Nicky Smith stayed with us for too long, so I put something in his coffee (Don’t tell). || Monica Quibbits → Read More
MoQo BoJo
Monica did not wish death on the U.K. PM—she merely wished to visit him in the middle of the night. || Monica Quibbits → Read More