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Allan Ishac


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Past articles by Allan:

Trump And LaPierre Meet To Discuss Ending Mueller Probe “N.R.A. Style”

President Donald Trump and National Rifle Association chief executive Wayne LaPierre met in Washington on Thursday to thrash out ideas for bringing a quick end to the Mueller investigation. Both men… → Read More

Fourth Client Of Michael Cohen’s Revealed To Be Muscular Enforcer Baraka The Gorilla

It was revealed in federal court on Wednesday that President Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, has a fourth secret client. After Federal judge Kimba Wood ordered Mr. Cohen to disclose… → Read More

10 Other Donald Trump Pet Peeves That He Considers “An Attack On Our Country”

This includes more than just raids on his personal lawyer’s office, peeks at his tax returns, and scrutiny of his contact with Russian agents. Over the weekend, the president identified 10 other pet… → Read More

Trump Pardons Fixer Scooter Libby, Then Immediately Adds Him To Legal Team

President Trump pardoned the infamous Scooter Libby on Friday for his convictions on obstruction of justice charges in 2007, then immediately added the former big-time Washington lawyer and… → Read More

Trump Says End Of America “Could Be Very Soon Or Not So Soon At All”

A puzzling series of tweets by President Donald Trump on Thursday morning has left many Americans confused about when he plans to drive the final nail in the coffin of the nation. Mr. Trump’s… → Read More

Trump Succeeds In Draining Swamp As 40 House Republicans Give Up Seats

President Donald Trump, also known as the Creature from the Black Lagoon, is now so toxic that 40 GOP House members have decided they can’t survive in his putrid political swamp and will abandon… → Read More

D.C. Stationers Overwhelmed With Orders For “Trump Impeachment Party” Invites

Stationery stores in the Washington, D.C. area say they can’t fulfill orders for Trump impeachment party invitations fast enough to meet demand. This comes after a rage filled Donald Trump threatened… → Read More

8 Things Found During FBI Raid Of Trump’s Personal Lawyer That No One Expected

An early morning F.B.I. raid on the office and hotel room of Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael D. Cohen, has turned up boxes of evidence that could point to serious crimes by the president, as… → Read More

Trump Sours On Trade War After Learning It Won’t Involve Tanks Or Guns

President Donald Trump reversed course over the weekend on an escalating trade war with China after learning the conflict doesn’t involve guns or weapons of any kind and calling it “not war-like… → Read More

Pruitt Knew It, Didn’t Review It, Then Said Screw It

The head of the Environmental Protection Agency, Scott Pruitt, said this week that he didn’t know about hefty pay raises given to two longtime friends from Oklahoma who were working at the agency… → Read More

President Says He Paid Pornstar Using Trump Steaks, Not Cash

Speaking for the first time about claims that he paid $130,000 in hush money to an adult film actress who says she had an illicit affair with him, President Donald Trump categorically denied there… → Read More

Five Former Presidents Meet Secretly To Discuss Taking Action Against Trump

Five former U.S. presidents met in Georgia on Wednesday to discuss using their influence to either hasten Donald Trump’s impeachment or neutralize the effects of his administration’s regressive… → Read More

Trump Calls For America’s “Tippy-Top Military” To Be Used On Southern Border

Fresh off of describing the White House as being in “tippy-top shape,” President Donald Trump used similar language to announce that the U.S. military would be used to guard the southern border… → Read More

Trump Offers Sean Spicer Old Job Back At White House

The former chief spokesman for the Trump administration, who resigned last July under pressure after only six months on the job, returned to the work on Sunday but only in his original position as… → Read More

Extended Winter Being Blamed On Trump Sucking Sunshine From Air Around Him

The National Weather Service, inundated with calls from citizens around the country upset with the unusually long, cold, dark winter, is now blaming it on a “prevailing Dementor Air Mass hanging over… → Read More

How This 13th Century English Church Gave Me Hope About Trump’s Presidency

Those evil, ignorant, small-minded megalomaniacs can do a lot of damage while they’re in power, but eventually their immoral, depraved, and wicked ways are brought to an end by courageous people who… → Read More

After Coulter Calls Him A “Shallow, Lazy Ignoramus,” Trump Boasts Of Upgrade

After author and conservative firebrand Ann Coulter called President Donald Trump “a shallow, lazy ignoramus” during an appearance at Columbia University this week, the White House tried to spin her… → Read More

Trump Attacks Amazon For Late Delivery Of His Favorite Bronzing Spray

President Donald Trump went after giant online retailer on Thursday for failing to delivery his favorite self-tanning spray on time. In an unabated Twitter attack, the president wrote… → Read More

Trump Offers $100 In Legal Expense Vouchers To Anyone Willing To Work At White House

President Donald Trump’s growing difficulty in getting qualified people to work in the White House took a bizarre turn on Wednesday when he announced that new employees would receive a “$100 legal… → Read More

MYSTERY SOLVED: It Was Donald Trump Who Bit Beyonce In The Face

One guest who was in attendance at the party where the biting incident occurred back in December, remembers: “The president was clearly angry that Beyonce and Jay-Z have turned against him and taken… → Read More