Dan McQuade, Vulture

Dan McQuade

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Philadelphia, PA, United States

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Past:
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  • VICE
  • Deadspin
  • Jezebel
  • Philly Mag
  • Kotaku
  • The Guardian
  • Mic
  • The Atlantic

Past articles by Dan:

A List of Michael Jordan’s Last Dance Grudges, Real or Imagined

Michael Jordan does not forget. Here’s a timeline of all of the NBA legend’s grudges as presented in ESPN’s The Last Dance. → Read More

Is This Guy Really Michael Jordan’s Best Friend?

George Koehler, Jordan’s “personal assistant and best friend,” gets his moment in the spotlight during ESPN’s The Last Dance documentary. Here’s the surprising backstory to Koehler’s friendship with Jordan. → Read More

New Jersey's Tacky T-Shirt Capital Is Bracing for a Bad Summer

"I’m not a doctor," said a boardwalk vendor. "I’m not a medical expert. I don’t know when this is going to end." → Read More

Check Out The Wheels On This Pumpkin Thief

Yesterday, D.C. writer Topher Mathews posted about the pumpkin on his doorstep. Specifically, he posted about how someone had stolen his pumpkin. It happens all the time! However, I have to say that I am pretty sure most pumpkin thefts are not this funny. → Read More

Astros One Win Away After Taking Game 5 Of World Series

The last baseball game of 2019 played in D.C. ended with a thud. → Read More

Beer Vendor Accused Of Charging $724 For Two Beers At Dolphins Game

Going to a Miami Dolphins game is a rough proposition this season. They’ve played three games at home so far. They lost the first two by a combined 92 points, and didn’t score a point in the second half in a 30-10 loss to the Chargers on Sunday. → Read More

Giants Player Tackles Teammate Running For Touchdown

A preface to this highlight: Jameis Winston’s fumble here was ruled an incompletion on replay, so it didn’t matter that Jabrill Peppers pushed down Alec Ogletree when he was running down the field with only green grass in front of him? But why did Jabrill Peppers tackle Alec Ogletree?? → Read More

NFL Coaches Need To Stop Kicking Themselves

In the 2017 season the Philadelphia Eagles went for it on fourth down 29 times, most in the NFL. Doug Pederson’s decision to go for it a bunch worked, and what’s more, every observer agreed that it worked. The Eagles went 13-3 and won the Super Bowl with their backup quarterback. → Read More

Donald Trump Namedrops “Big Strong Guy” Ryan Klesko During Mariano Rivera Ceremony

Donald Trump’s speech this afternoon was relatively lucid. He stayed on topic, and he even used a series of facts to prove his point, which was that Mariano Rivera was the greatest baseball pitcher of all time. It wasn’t quite diplomacy, but this 15-minute speech about baseball might have been the least embarrassing point in the Trump presidency. The strange part was when he name-dropped Ryan… → Read More

This Flop Saved A Touchdown

The block, by Pittsburgh safety Sean Davis, was unnecessary. Steelers linebacker Mark Barron was going to return a fumble for a touchdown without his help. But Davis hit Tyler Lockett in the back, and it was a penalty for illegal block in the back. → Read More

The Fallout From The Mike Scott Fight Has Shaken Philadelphia To Its Core

Sixers forward Mike Scott had a typical Philadelphia sports Sunday this week: He went to an Eagles tailgate, got into a fistfight, then brushed himself off and attended the game—a plot so hacky it’s straight out of the movie they made about Philly sports degenerates, Silver Linings Playbook. Mike Scott got the full Eagles experience. → Read More

WNBA Referee Walks Into Astou Ndour’s Hand, Delivers Emphatic Ejection

You can’t touch a referee. That’s the rule in basketball and basically every sport. So, the ejection of the Chicago Sky’s Astou Ndour from today’s game against the Washington Mystics was understandable. But the reaction of WNBA ref Kevin Fahey was a bit over the top. → Read More

Fan At Phillies-Mets Battles Bug Behind Home Plate

Top of the seventh. Bases loaded. Two outs. Full count. Bryce Harper at the plate. And one fan on TV was battling a bug of some sort. → Read More

CBS Shows Ads Over The Void After Power Outage Disrupts Chiefs-Jaguars Broadcast

Coming back from a commercial after the Jaguars cut the Chiefs’ lead to 37-19, CBS didn’t return to the game broadcast. In a nihilistic twist, the network kept showing ads over nothing. → Read More

Nick Foles Out For Game After Getting Hurt On Touchdown Pass

Nick Foles lasted just two drives in his first game as quarterback of the Jacksonville Jaguars. He left the game after taking a big hit on a first-quarter touchdown pass to D.J. Chark. → Read More

Sixers’ Mike Scott Wears Washington Jersey To Eagles Tailgate, Gets Into Fight With Fans

Though he was just a throw-in piece in the deal that brought Tobias Harris to Philadelphia last winter, Mike Scott has become quite the popular 76er in his short time with the team. A group of fans even call themselves the Mike Scott Hive and tailgated at a Phillies game, for whatever reason. → Read More

Person Caught Saying “I Never Had My Butt Fingered” On NFL Broadcast

The NFL is back, and we already have our biggest storyline of the season: Who said “I never had my butt fingered” on the NBC broadcast of the season’s opening Packers-Bears game? → Read More

Report: Holy Shit! Andrew Luck Is Retiring!

ESPN is reporting that Andrew Luck just up and retired tonight. The season is just two weeks away! The Colts were playing a preseason game when the news broke! → Read More

I Had To Go See The 28-Pound Chonky Cat For Myself

Yesterday, Philadelphia’s Morris Animal Refuge posted photos of a big cat. A really big cat. It went viral. → Read More

Check Out Tom Brady And His Stupid Hat

Check out Tom Brady’s stupid hat! He wore it last night after the Patriots’ 10-3 preseason win over the Panthers. It’s a nice big hat, one that might protect you from the sun’s harmful rays. Unfortunately for Tom, he wrote the hat indoors at 10:30 at night. Tom Brady’s sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! → Read More