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Past articles by Broke-Ass:

San Francisco Beer Passport (2022-2023)

Two-For-One Beers at 37 Awesome SF bars! There's no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This Beer Passport is amazing, you get 37 two-for-one beer coupons at 37 bars it honestly doesn't get much better than that, you're getting 37 free beers, AND you have an excuse to explore the best joi → Read More

San Francisco Wine Passport (2023-2024)

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Wine Passport! Two-For-One Glasses of Wine at 23 Awesome SF locations! There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. The 2023 SF Wine Passport contains 23 vouchers to buy one glass of wine, get a second glass of wine FREE at 23 of the → Read More

Fentanyl Laced Party Drugs are Killing People in the Bay Area

Seeing as New Year’s Eve is nearly here, and people will be partying their faces off on the last night of the year, I figured it was really important to get this public service announcement out there: TEST YOUR DRUGS AND CARRY NARCAN! Honestly, I have no problem with recreational → Read More

Le Marais Bakery in the Castro Robbed and Vandalized

One of San Francisco’s best French bakeries was broken into and vandalized on Monday evening. Even their industrial safe was stolen! As a result of this, they are calling upon local and state leaders to step up and fix San Francisco’s property crime issues. According to their Instagram post: “They took → Read More

Elon Musk Might Be Stepping Down as Twitter’s CEO

It’s been an absolutely demented circus at Twitter ever since Elon Musk took over a few months back. During that time, Musk has reinstated accounts that had been banned for hate speech, fired thousands of workers, lost a huge chunk of Twitter’s advertisers, neglected to pay rent, and forced workers → Read More

Elon Musk Booed Off Stage at Dave Chappelle Show in SF

Every once in awhile something delicious happens to someone who really deserves it. And this time it happened to one of the most insufferable people on earth, Elon Musk. On Sunday night Dave Chappelle performed at the Chase Center in San Francisco. At one point during the set he called → Read More

20% Off The Entire BAS Store for All of December!

Screw Black Friday and Cyber Monday, I just invented Broke December (Shop Local Saturday…you’re still cool)! Everything in the BAS store is 20%…until December 31st!! This even includes our brand new shirt shown above that’s a tribute to 5 legendary San Francisco bars that have shut down in recent years. You can → Read More

Guess Which SF Institution is NOT Shutting Down!

Too many of our favorite Bay Rea institutions have closed down in recent years. The good news is that BrokeAssStuart.com plans on always being here for you. But we need your help to do so. As you likely saw a couple weeks ago, I laid out just how expensive it is → Read More

Legendary Hyde Street Studios Launches New Music Showcase

This article was made possible by the fine folks at Hyde Street Studios. Get ready, San Francisco! This Friday, December 2nd, Bottom of The Hill will see the launch of the Studio Snapshot series – a sneak peek into the halls of the legendary Hyde Street Studios. Each show will → Read More

I Need To Get Real With You for A Minute

I get that this is the cost of doing business, but the flip side is that nearly all media, from music to writing to photography, is now expected to be free. The traditional business model has failed, and the only sustainable one going forward is for readers to support the publications they love and rely on. → Read More

Hot Cookie Celebrates 25 Years by Rolling Prices Back to 1997

This article was made possible by the fine folks at Hot Cookie. For the past 25 years Hot Cookie has been serving up naughty cookies and tiny undies right in the heart of the Castro. And to celebrate this huge milestone they are doing a full month of specials all → Read More

Come to My HUGE 20th Anniversary Party!

This is my 20th year in San Francisco! And to celebrate this milestone, I’m throwing a HUGE party that’s two decades in the making. This party will be full of performances from some of the Bay Area’s brightest local acts. Expect everything from burlesque to live music and from comedy → Read More

Pop’s Bar Officially Gets Legacy Business Status

I just got word that legendary Mission dive bar, Pop’s, has officially received Legacy Business Status. Besides the fact that it’s quite an honor, it’s fantastic news because it means Pop’s will most likely be here for many years to come. This is because one of the perks of being → Read More

What it’s Like Writing About San Francisco for 20 Years

I am extremely excited to be announce Slouching Towards Neverland: 20 years of Writing About San Francisco. This is my 20th year in San Francisco, and to celebrate it I’m releasing this limited edition, hand-signed, new zine covering my two decades of writing about this strange and beautiful city. To get → Read More

The Broken Record is Permanently Closing

Yet another sad announcement in the world of SF nightlife. After 15 or so years, The Broken Record is permanently shuttering. While I have unfortunately not been there too much in recent years, I used to frequent the Excelsior‘s best dive bar quite often back in the day. I even → Read More

New Mission Taqueria, El Rey, Giving Out Free Tacos This Weekend

Earlier today Carolyn Stein over at Mission Local shared the wonderful story about the new El Rey taqueria in the Mission. Started by Jose Mendoza and invested in by his former youth soccer coach, Pepe Valdez, the Mexican street style taco shop is now open in the old Myriad Gastropub space → Read More

I Took Acid and Walked the Entirety of Golden Gate Park

Kayla, Alex, and I were standing in front of the Rideout Fountain in Golden Gate Park’s Music Concourse as the world vibrated around us. Children chased each other screaming, teenagers canoodled on park benches, dogs wore tuxedos for their peoples’ wedding photos, tourist families scuttled between museums — and we → Read More

VIDEO: Visiting Anchor Brewery & Discovering SF History

We got to check out the centuries-old craft brewing traditions, and get a taste of San Francisco history, not to mention taste all kinds of great new Anchor beers. → Read More

Protest Planned in San Francisco to Demand Action Against Monkeypox

This just came across my desk and I thought it might be something BAS readers would be interested in. The event is happening today, Monday, August 8th. I’m pasting the info from the press release below: Activists to Protest August 8 at Health & Human Services Offices To Demand Immediate Action on Testing, → Read More

I’m Throwing a Kegger and You Should Come!

Come have a beer and meet me and some of the BAS writers! → Read More