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A secret underground bio lab. Four men sit around a table in shadows. BOSS: Listen up, dumbfucks. No matter what the egghead epidemiologists say ab... → Read More
Strangers MOM: So if a strange man says I asked him to pick you up after school, what do you do, Henry? TODDLER: Ask him what my name is. If he get... → Read More
DON, JR.: Hey, man, welcome to mi casa! You like the custom doorbell? “Enter Sandman” — fucking genius, right? KIMBERLY: (from the kitchen) Babe? D... → Read More
How vulnerably nontoxic should my son make himself in a world that preys on the undefended — but whose opposite is the grotesque alpha-male caricature? → Read More
Look, everyone makes compromises when they vote for a politician. Democrats ignored Bill Clinton’s philandering because they liked the job he was d... → Read More
No matter how successful you are, you can always grow your network, so I try to meet one new baby a day. Granted, it’s easier when you’re in day care. → Read More
We’ll be hearing from the president. Here’s how that might go. → Read More
The quantity of human interactions has increased, but the quality is arguably diminished. → Read More
Good evening, and welcome to the 2019 White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. After last year’s uproar, I’ve been instructed to use only di... → Read More
My constituents / fellow Americans / comrades in the Kremlin, serving you has been the greatest privilege / honor / cash cow of my life. But with w... → Read More
The ding of texts and tweets; the tap of typing; the blurt of video games, the click of the camera shutter — all part of the new dystopian audioscape. → Read More
Two Mexicans are at the border. A guard patrols nearby. FIRST MEXICAN: Psst… help me throw this sack of drugs over the border. SECOND MEXICAN: So t... → Read More
A buffet of options to help explain your failings. → Read More
The ghosts of the sneakers I didn’t buy are following me around the World Wide Web! An in-store purchase is more satisfying, studies confirm. → Read More
’Sup, fam? So, you’re a 22-to-34-year-old unmarried or recently married urban professional, and you need a sick pad to do your thang in. Peep the n... → Read More
To errr is human, to forgive — oh, Jesus, you screwed up the spelling of “err.” You can’t even get a three-letter word right, for fuck’s sake. Look, I’m sorry, but this amanuensis internship just isn’t working out. No, I’m not willing to give you a second chance. Please have your stuff out by the end of the day. → Read More
The president has lodged his pronouncements in our collective memory and discourse like no other public figure in recent history. → Read More
There’s no place like home, the new hiply lower-cased hotel chain. home provides bare-bones accommodations for a fraction of the cost of more expen... → Read More
After years as a niche market for technologically sophisticated anarchists and libertarians, digital coins may be on the verge of going mainstream. → Read More
The app “changes friendships and makes them more transactional,” one user said. “It’s nickel-and-diming everything, literally.” → Read More