Carlos Sagan
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Past articles by Carlos:
Wonksplainer: Whar Corona Vaccine? – The Sequel!
We feel like that's pretty self-explanatory. → Read More
Wonksplainer: WHAR CORONAVIRUS VACCINE?
My, my, my, Corona! → Read More
Your Top Three Florida-Level Crazy Science Stories Of The Month!
Pinche Ciencia Loca! → Read More
And This Is How Planet Of The Cats Begins
Well, we've fucked up the planet enough and if some species has to take over, and it's not capybaras or dachshunds, then I guess cats are better than cockroaches. And now we have proof that the these purring pendejos have known what the hell's been going on all along. Well, maybe not proof that they get the jokes on "A Closer Look" and just choose to not laugh with us, but evidence that they… → Read More
Bullsh*tting About Science With Rep. Don Beyer, Cool F*cking Guy
Te Gusta la Ciencia! → Read More
Trump Wants To Shoot Dead A Cool Science Telescope Thing Like It's The Alien In Independence Day
Te Encanta La Pinche Ciencia! → Read More
Alzheimer's Disease Is A Asshole, According To Science
Te Encanta la Pinche Ciencia! → Read More
Top Three Trump-Level Crazy Science Stories Of Last Month!
Science, you do fucking love it? → Read More
No, We Haven’t Cured AIDS ... Yet
You Fucking Love Science! → Read More
Kiss A Rare Disease If You're Irish!
You Fucking Love Science! → Read More
Top Three Batsh*t Crazy Science Stories Of The Month!
You fucking love CRAZEE science! → Read More
Impotent Mosquitos Could Help End Malaria, Insert Bob Dole Viagra Joke My God We're So Old
You Fucking Love Science! → Read More
China Lands on Dark Side of the Moon, Finds No One Waiting
You Fucking Love Science! → Read More
MIT Developing Shrink-Ray. Steve Martin to Sue.
You fucking love science! → Read More
2018's Top Ten Science Stories Of Science That You F*cking Love!
You Fucking Love Science! → Read More
Our Planet Sucks So Bad That Space Aliens Flew By And Didn't Even Stop for a Bathroom Break
You fucking love science! → Read More
House Science Committee Actually Gonna Do Some Science Now!
"I don't think we can control what God controls." → Read More
Excitable Boys In Trumplandia: A Twelve-Act Rock Opera About the Trump Administration Told Exclusively Through Warren Zevon Lyrics
Act 1: DONALD TRUMP (“Mr. Bad Example”) I’m very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in I’m pro... → Read More
The Eight Best Science Horror Movies!
Why eight? Because that's how science works! → Read More
For F*ck's Sake! Get Your Damn Flu Shot, You Stupid Baby!
Seriously. I'm a scientist. Do as I say. → Read More