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Freeze Your Balls Off the Medicinal Way
Experts agree: freezing men's privates just leaves them cold-cocked. → Read More
The Snake Oil Bulletin: Whiz Kid Con Artist at it Again!
God morrow to ye, fellow thespians! It's time once again for the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week we profile two actors of superlative skill in the dramatic arts. → Read More
San Antonio District Attorney Will Put Vaccines IN JAIL!
God bless ye, gentle readers, and welcome once more to the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we have a virulent case of Dumb Pox spreading around, so do be sure to → Read More
Please Don’t DIY Your Own EpiPen! Your Snake Oil Bulletin
Greetings, settlers and sharecroppers alike! It's time for ye olde fashioned medicine show and discount homeopathic dentist, The Snake Oil Bulletin! This week, → Read More
Athletes, Please Don’t Stick Your Wieners in Vacuums
Welcome, lovelies, to the Snake Oil Bulletin, your (semi-)weekly roundup of the choicest stuff and nonsense the internet can hurl our way! A thousand pardons → Read More
No, Jill Stein, WiFi Isn’t Cooking Our Children’s Brainzzzz
Greetings once more, dear readers! It's that time of the week for the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we continue our ongoing theme of examining the anti → Read More
‘Dr.’ Jill Stein Pandering to Anti-Vaxxers, Because She Is Awful
Greetings, flim flammers and rubes alike! It's time once more for the Snake Oil Bulletin, your weekly dose of Dr. la Volpe's Olde Fashioned Miracle Elixir and → Read More
Glorious Leader Cures Cancer Forever with Evian
North Korean leader Kim Jon-un has revealed a miracle cancer cure: springwater that has "smaller molecules." See? Commies don't need filthy capitalism to be → Read More
Magic Wands Do Not Detect Bombs
Greetings to you, old friends, and welcome once more to the Snake Oil Bulletin! Our coverage this week takes us to international waters, to the mystical Bush → Read More
Don’t Listen To Teevee Chefs About Sunscreen Plz
Oh thank God, it's the Snake Oil Bulletin! → Read More
Canadian Kiddie Murderers Sentenced To All-Natural Wrist-Slap
Greetings, you scandalous scallywags! It's time once more for your weekly recap of pseudoscientific psychopaths, the Snake Oil Bulletin! → Read More
Anti-Vaxxers Dox Young Boy As Just Punishment For Anti-Vax Speech Crimes
Welcome welcome, friends and frenemies. It's time for your weekly tales of flim-flammery and fakery, the Snake Oil Bulletin. We've had our fair share of idjit → Read More
Presumably, Alex Radita’s Parents Will Be Going To Jail
Alex Radita weighed 37 pounds when he died. He was 15 years old. His parents faith healed him. It's weird that it did not work. → Read More
Stop Being Ingrates about Needles Already: The Snake Oil Bulletin
Howdy-do, fair readers! It's that magical time of the week when we can sit back, relax, and wonder aloud why everyone else is so goddamn stupid. It's the Snake → Read More
Come Get Your Jesus-Friendly Beatin’ Sticks For Your Babies! Or Don’t Do That.
Do you want 'To Train Up' a child, with a beatin' stick? No, because you ain't this shitheel. → Read More
Get Ready For Your Closeup, Fraudulent Quacky Anti-Vaxx Doctor Guy! Your Snake Oil Bulletin
Greetings, screen fans! It's time once again for your weekly tincture of intolerable bullshit, the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we're going to the land of → Read More
Terrible Canadian Parents Guilty Of Natural Remedying Toddler To Death
Sun Salutations, dear readers, and welcome to the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we have breaking news about the trial of Collet and David Stephans, the Albertan naturopathic couple whose son Ezekiel died of meningitis. We give fair warning to all readers that this story is not for the faint of heart or those prone → Read More
Snake Oil Bulletin: No Quacks for Old Men
What time is it? Why it's time once more for the Snake Oil Bulletin! This week we'll be taking a gander at that trustworthy and not-at-all-Ted-Cruz-punchable face leering above us. That, children, is Joseph Mercola, a doctor (sadly, yes, he has real credentials, even if he does nothing with them) and creator of the Mercola → Read More
Jesus’s Health Plan Sucks
It's time once again for another rousing edition of the Snake Oil Bulletin, though if our most recent coverage is any indication, we may have to rename this column the Munchausen Minutes because of the sheer number of animals medically neglecting their babies. What is it about a belief in nonsense that makes people so → Read More
Gwyneth Paltrow Want To Put Bee Poison On Her Face: Your Snake Oil Bulletin!
Greetings, Pilgrims. We welcome you to the hallowed ground of this, the Snake Oil Bulletin. You've come just in time for the Cleansing of Impurities. Get on your knees, strap that basket to your head, and prepare yourself for ... THE BEES. Gwyneth Paltrow never saw the Wicker Man, lets bees sting her face now → Read More