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Joe Biden: Ron DeSantis Going To Hell For Bullying Trans Kids (OK, It's *Implied*)
Nice time! → Read More
Elizabeth Warren Said This Bank F*ckbungle Would Happen, Maybe Let's Listen To Her This Time?
Why would we do that? She's a radical progressive who just happened to be exactly right. → Read More
Was George Santos The Dashing ATM Robber Gentleman Bandit?
George Santos, who as far as we know may actually be Andy Kaufman [Dok, you say everyone is Andy Kaufman! — Rebecca], allegedly ran a credit-card-skimming operation in Seattle in 2017, according to the man convicted of the crime and deported to Brazil for it. Gustavo Ribeiro Trelha, who roomed with Santos at the time, sent a sworn declaration to US law enforcement agencies detailing the… → Read More
Minnesota Nice Time: Give Us Your Trans Refugees, America
And good stuff for trans folks already in Minnesota, too. → Read More
Joe Biden's 2024 Menu: The Rich.
President Joe Biden on Thursday rolled out his proposed budget for fiscal 2024, an ambitious plan that would raise taxes on the rich and on corporations while expanding the social safety net. It would cut nearly $3 trillion from the federal deficit over the next decade by imposing a 25 percent minimum tax on the richest Americans. If you want to read the entire 185-page document, have at it! Of… → Read More
With 300 Lawyers Watching Closely, Elon Musk Apologizes For Mocking Disabled Worker
Elon never read Vonnegut's 'The Gospel from Outer Space'. → Read More
Markwayne Mullin, There's No Fighting In Here, This Is The War Room!
Teamster bodies Oklahoma's newest man's man senator. → Read More
Oops, Small-Town Michigan Schools Forgot To Teach Deaf Kid For 12 Years, Now He Can't Communicate
There's a Supreme Court case, but it's not even about how to help him — yet. → Read More
Uh Oh, Idaho MAGA Found Some Woke, It Is In This 6000-Student Tech Training Community College
Is the woke in the welding program or the commercial truck driver certification? → Read More
NYC Mayor Eric Adams: Some Dumb Bullsh*t About Face Masks And CRIME!
If face masks are outlawed only outlaws will ... wait what? → Read More
Joe Biden's Wild Idea To Save Medicare: Tax The Rich Instead Of Cutting Benefits
Is he allowed to say that? → Read More
Here Is Our Registration To Blog In Florida, Mister Knucklef*ck Sh*thead State Senator, Sir
Not sure if this is the right format, but fuck you. → Read More
Red States About Five Minutes Away From Legalized Lynching Of Trans People
It's bad. → Read More
Joe Biden Prepares His First Veto, And Joe Manchin And Jon Tester Helped!
He will shake them and bake them. → Read More
Republicans Choo Choo Choose To Ignore Rail Safety
No, it's the children who are wrong. → Read More
Joe Biden Wants To Kick 13-Year-Slaughterhouse Cleaners Out Of Their Jobs
That's a tyranny! → Read More
PENNSYLVANIA HOUSE CLUSTERFU ... Wait, Actually, Power Transfer All Quite Civilized!
And now there'll be no more GOP mischief ever again. Right? → Read More
Socialist Joe Biden Forces Tech Companies To Provide Daycare Options To Get CHIPS Act $$
If you build a daycare, they will apply for jobs. → Read More
What Good Arguments Will Supreme Court Ignore In Student Debt Relief Case?
Maybe they'll be persuaded by logic and reason. Maybe monkeys will fly out of Alito's butt. → Read More
Having F*cked Around, Dildo Guy Scott Adams Finds Out. Hard.
What has he, what has he, what has he done to deserve this? PLENTY. → Read More