Frank Cerabino
The Palm Beach Post
Florida, United States
Contact Frank
Discover and connect with journalists and influencers around the world, save time on email research, monitor the news, and more.
| Recent: |
|
| Past: |
|
Past articles by Frank:
Vote now in round 2 of 'Beach Madness'! Which is best Palm Beach County beach?
Round two of Palm Beach Post's beach bracket competition measuring popularity of local beaches is now. The Elite 8 of fun in the sun awaits your vote. → Read More
Disney on thin ice: Suggestions for 'fixing' Disney movies after DeSantis' takeover
Frank Cerabino's humor column on the kind of rewrites to classic Disney movies that would satisfy DeSantis takeover through oversight board. → Read More
That 'blogger' law in Florida? Republicans couldn't find a better sponsor for this swill?
Frank Cerabino's column on a Florida bill that would require monthly registration for bloggers, and the bill's unlikely sponsor. → Read More
It's 'Beach Madness' time. Vote in the Post's Palm Beach County beach bracket showdown
We at The Palm Beach Post are moving beyond the world of college basketball to create our own bracketed tournament. May the best beach win! → Read More
Palm Beachers want DeSantis to intervene on stopping bike lanes on A1A
Frank Cerabino's column on Palm Beach quest to stop state plan to add bicycle safety lane on A1A in stretch through town → Read More
"Loofah code" at Florida's largest retirement community more about confused than enthused
Frank Cerabino's column looking at viral (contrived) stories about kinky sex at The Villages that have to do with placement of loofah sponges on cars → Read More
Free the Florida cosmetologists! It's time to treat owning a hair salon like owning a gun
Columnist Frank Cerabino compares the licensing requirements to cut hair in Florida compared to a new law that would eliminate licensing and training for guns. → Read More
Tallahassee Taliban? Bare arms, short skirts for Florida's women lawmakers are dress code violations
Frank Cerabino's column on dress code guidelines sent to Florida lawmakers, advising women against bare arms, short skirts. → Read More
Once-subversive plot to dismantle traditional public schools in Florida now central policy
Frank Cerabino's column on bill in Florida Legislature to expand vouchers and draw more students and tax dollars away from traditional public schools. → Read More
Cautionary hog tale from fair: Do we really want to name animals we're about to eat?
Frank Cerabino's column on confusion at hog auction when animal lover bids for hog, then finds out it's to be slaughtered, not taken as pet. → Read More
Floridians have most to lose in the 'fixing' of Social Security
Frank Cerabino's column on how efforts to make Social Security more solvent would have a drastic effect on many Florida seniors. → Read More
DeSantis' new assault on public education: Breaking New College of Florida
Gov. Ron DeSantis packs board of New College of Florida with ideologues who want to make it in the image of right-wing Christian Hillsdale College → Read More
Cerabino: PBC County Commissioner Dave Kerner cashes in his Gov. Ron DeSantis chip
Frank Cerabino's column about how Democratic PBC commissioner Dave Kerner is rewarded with new job for public support of Gov. DeSantis. → Read More
Voters ousted judge who denied an abortion to 'C' student. DeSantis promoted him.
Gov. Ron DeSantis promotes anti-abortion judge weeks after voters ousted him over ruling to deny abortion to teen due to her "C" average. → Read More
Florida's dictator immigration problem: Bolsonaro and Trump
Frank Cerabino humor column about Florida having a problem with Bolsonaro and Trump creating an overload of deposed wannabe dictators for one state. → Read More
Cerabino: Twas the night before Christmas at Mar-a-Lago ...
Frank Cerabino's column on Twas the Night Before Christmas at Mar-a-Lago poem. → Read More
Frank Cerabino: Getting high in downtown West Palm Beach is not about marijuana
Cerabino column on reacting to West Palm Beach DDA urging a moratorium on marijuana dispensaries downtwon. → Read More
Holy hell: The dangers in rising religious exemptions to school vaccinations in Florida
A rising number of Floridians are using religious exemptions to opt out of school vaccines for their kids — which poses health issues. → Read More
Mar-a-Lago has 58 bedrooms. Why does Trump need a storage locker in West Palm?
Columnist Frank Cerabino wonders if Trump is a hoarder. He kept classified materials at a storage unit despite Mar-a-Lago having 58 bedrooms. → Read More
Florida police chief's golf-cart traffic stop a lesson in bad judgment, special treatment
A police chief in Florida got fired for trying to beat a traffic ticket after her husband was operating a golf cart in a restricted area. → Read More